Short Jong Poems

Snow, mountains, white horse
Flop side to side, bounce and flop
Majestic bumbling king...

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Awash in a big sea of blood
Trump's Cash Cow was chewing its cud
Kim Jong-Un laughed,
"Don't be so daft!
You know it was only a dud!"...

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Donald Trump wants a standing salute
To the flag and for being so cute
But Kim Jong-Un
Showed him the Moon
And told Trump to go play his flute....

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Trump faced off with Kim Jong-Un
Who cut Trump way down to size
Fox News and Trump compared their notes
And found that the rest of the world tells lies!...

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Putin has his butt in a sling
His Korean Smartphone won't ring
Bombs bursting in air
Is Kim Jong-un's fare
Borscht and Kimchee gassed Xi Jinping?...

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E-xcitedly
R-ead
I-nspiring
C-omposition
A-bout

J-oyous
O-ccasion's
N-atal
G-reetings

Topic: Birthday of Poetess Erica Jong (March 26) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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Putin would obliterate Earth
Kim Jong-Un denies Earth has worth
They want to destroy
Every girl and boy
They should try killing flies in Perth!

(and/or mosquitoes everywhere)...

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A Cow Entered Politics,
Retired as a Buffalo.

A Cow Entered Pakistan,
Ended up Cooked.

A Cow Entered America,
Her Visa Revoked.

A Cow Entered North Korea,
Kim Jong-un Drank all the Milk....

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Kevorkian played the fiddle of death.
Fauci (mask on) mouths an alto sax.
Putin taps away on nuclear keys.
Xi bangs away on a drum of disease.
Lap dog Jong taps a tiny tambourine.
While Bunny Biden lip syncs to an audience of 1....

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Climate Change is just fake news
Donald Trump has told us so
And if you don't believe him
FOX News is the place to go

Don't fret about the climate
"Resurrection" is Coming Soon
And if that does not happen
You can count on Kim Jong Un!...

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Waterboarding
The NFL
Will help Trump sleep
Extremely well

The NRA
Will make amends
When Dick Cheney
Can shoot more friends

The GOP
Has set some goals
For Kim Jong-Un
To fix the Polls

The USA
May be a mess
But that would be
Trump's second guess....

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Kim Jong Un invited Putin for tea
Trump was miffed that they didn't include he
So when they both went to pee
Trump locked them in with a key 
Said that'll teach them not to invite me...

Written 8th June 2022. 

A funny Limerick - Any Theme Poetry Contest

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Sabre rattling between sides will not fly
Especially when the stakes are high
Then North Korea continues to launch rockets
With missiles towards another country or over it

It makes no sense to continue in this manner
But it hasn't stopped North Korea waving their banner
So now we wait and wonder if they will stop
Or whether we go to war to Kim Jong-um's hop.

© Paul Warren Poetry...

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If I were not afraid, I would sleep in coffins,
I would sing so loud and very often,
I would say hello, to hackers and those coughing,
I would say hello, just for nothing,
I'd tell Kim Jong-un, that he is a buffoon,
He is like the loons that heading south again,
If I were not afraid, I would not have slept in roses,
I would sleep in rows of feet and toes...


Date 09/07/2019...

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Sure loves talking tough
Tough guy picking on the weak
      Always name-branding

         But he turns to his
     Loyal sycophantic sheep
       To build him back up...

  When he's knocked down flat
 This time, by just ONE woman
        Toothless Chihuahua

          Stand up to Putin!
   Get tougher on Kim Jong Un!
        Trash his "love letters"


Date written and posted: 05/26/2019...

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Limerick crochetés: Once Japanese couple from USA

Once Japanese couple from USA
Skated to stardom near Tokyo Bay
Japanese throbbed waived flag
To recall champions snag
America gives no Trump cards away

Not even smiles nor acknowledgement
Watching one tier below Kim Jong-un
Sister looks down on Pence
Even Quest can’t fix fence
Waiting for fireworks after Pyeongchang

© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2018...

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Biden smells blood and wants First Kill*
Putin just laughs and hopes he will
Kim Jong-Un claps his hands
Xi Jinping understands
Warmongers can't wait for the thrill! 


* The USA is the world's largest manufacturer
of arms and military gear and must 
constantly provoke conflict to increase
sales, which have been hindered by the
media showcasing Chinese, North Korean, 
and Russian arms and military equipment!...

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Is the world shrinking into an Orwellian nightmare
Where we are controlled and no longer dare
To be different from others in this world
With what the Internet and Facebook says is what is held

And leaders who look to control us to take over this media
With Presidents taking to Twitter  to feed it ever greedier
Kim Il Jong becomes Big Brother in a Stalinist shadow
Where he wants the world to finally to him bow.

© Paul Warren Poetry...

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Black beard
Was feared. 

Kim Jong
Heads wrong. 

Home grown
Trump clone. 

Fat boy
Food joy. 

Sun baked
Nose caked. 

Fresh bread
Well fed. 

Aged scotch
Top notch.

Amtrak
Rail track.

Choc ice 
Tastes nice. 

War room
More gloom. 

Stay cool
In pool. 

Jail spell
Sheer hell. 

Dark nights
Street lights.

Fab four 
No more. 

Flatline
Bad sign. 


Written 16th September 2020....

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London 2012 Worldwide poets still needed for Festival event
More than 20 writers are still needed for an event to include a poet from every nation competing in the 2012 Olympics and Paralympics.

Ha, ha, this Laureate is an interesting candidate:
Writers already confirmed include Jang Jin Seong - former court poet to North Korean dictator Kim Jong-il.




GREAT LEADER

Kim Jong-il.
I praise you with my quill
Jong can do no wrong
Because he pays my bill : )...

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South province where Mattru jong is located!
    
Intriguing issues as a young boy!
    
Escaped from drugs and the war!
   
Rebels – They don’t agree with the government and think    everyone is the enemy!
     
Ready to start over!
    
A lhaji close friend of Ishmael!
    
Lonely waking around by himself at the age of 12!
   
Evaluated but never understood!
  
One world with terrible memories!
    

Never being able to let go of  memories! 
           

Elated  at being with his uncle!...

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Xi Jinping, global hegemony is winning
   Vladimir Putin is plotting and grinning
Enriched uranium, Iran's mullahs are spinning
   Kim Jong-un's patience and waistline are thinning

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, over this we obsess
   Gender-neutral bathrooms: Oy, what a mess
Not to mention 'taking a knee' or critical race theory
   All the monument-toppling just makes wise hearts weary

The day draws nigh for the green and yellow men
   ~ Exchange your dollars for rubles and yen...

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