The Elf From North Korea

A Christmas present?
Not a Christmas present!
Dude anything but a Christmas present!
I’m beggin’ ya! Not a Christmas present!

“Give me my way or I’ll show my butt!
If you don’t do what I want, I’ll send a spook.
Give me my spoiled brat way, or I’ll play the nut!
I’ll rocket test and threaten the West with a nuke.”

The guy from the crime family, that son of crossbones
As well as the guy that was elected for blowing a horn
To make brighten ill in the head’s scowl and facial tones
Payed good cash to keep apart the rose and the thorn

“Those guys bought me my ice cream cone!
And Mr. Tammany Hall himself knew to keep me happy.
You haven’t called me and now -- a tantrum to be thrown!
I need to be burped and changed, and then given a nappy.”

A Christmas present! Is it a vase?
The U.S. is ready and tired
Of thinking of the worst case
It’s about time some Un retired.

Kim Jong Un is on his last leg, on his last leg.
Kim Jong Un is on his last leg, and if we don’t like the gift,
Because he didn’t get his cake and keg, he will see the shift
From getting his way, and getting the paddle most swift

A Christmas present? Not a Christmas present!
Dude, you really shouldn’t have.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2019



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Date: 3/24/2020 7:43:00 PM
The babies aren’t getting along so it is best that they are separated.
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Date: 12/31/2019 12:56:00 PM
What a lovely Christmas poem full of political ingenuity and warmth!
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J.R. Wren-Ingalls
Date: 1/1/2020 6:43:00 PM
LOL! Yeah I really wanted to make everyone feel like they were sitting by a fire, with hot cocoa, with stockings on the wall behind them! LOL....I just wanted to write something timely, relevant, and sarcastic! Happy New Year, Caren!
Date: 12/26/2019 6:45:00 AM
Thought provoking and spot on J.R., enjoyed this one!
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J.R. Wren-Ingalls
Date: 12/26/2019 2:11:00 PM
Glad you liked it. I wrote it in the Christmas spirit. LOL
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