Jiff Poems | Examples

Girl On My Knees

Girl on my knees her skin woman's,
where bulbs are floral not a light — 
she makes up darkshade eyes with pins
girl on my knees

while in her dress, no — sans that bright
look on my tomb though still not dead — 
with her tongue's first memory's bite

of a scarring sample of bread — 
Jiff butter or glue, both pry mouth.
I stand in her soul, this movement 
girl on my knees

Two Inch Screws

You tell me that you've got the blues -
you must buy two two-inch screws?
Soon, you will find satisfaction. 
In a jiff, you'll be back in action,
frequenting beachside hardware stores,
bolting silver knobs on doors.
Ninety-four cents is not much money.
It's good to do when days are sunny.

Cool Beans

Sip…sip…w’zup
sippity-doo-da day
robust bouncing
cool beans with a shaka sign
super-duper gee whiz jiff
by golly ding-dong
it’s gonna be the best

D    D    D              D    D    D
A    A    A                   A    A    A
Y    Y    Y                        Y    Y    Y
YAY

cool beans

Halloween's Drummbed

Halloween’s Drummed!

Alien vampires hunt around the block,
Seeking abduction, plus feasting on prey
No trickery  with haunt,  just a soft shock.
Serious tracking to Vampires it’s play.
Delicately preparing this blood day
Striking their juglar rewarded a whiff
Cautionary. silent.. draining til stiff.
Slightly paralyzed delicately numbed
Halloween vampires come for a short jiff
Diabolical? Some say its quite drummed!

Jeannie Flinn Furlong
Dizain
October 16, 2020

Latte

he orders a croissant and a latte
peeps buzzing in my ears
savour of roasted coffee beans and thick whipped cream 
he stares at her like 
ardent flames owing to her
'she is the only woman in the world'
he was mesmerized in her skin and scent
the only treasure trove of his life he had
in a battered leather coffer like
ransom owing to her
'she is the only woman in the world' 
at eventide
each breathe every jiff
with the whiff missing twist 
their tryst with destine and fire with poetry
before the reign of quarantine
i remember serving in table no.-4
(Sir! Your croissant and latte...)

Storm Trooper 1

We are the fuhrer's cross-century storm trooper,
before us anyone except him must stand a stooper.
Storm the Dems in a jiff,
sink the SCIF, then skin Schiff,
sling back tightly locked and cooped Laura Cooper.

Palms Peas and Protea

The palms, the peas, the protea too
Showing up the lilies and iris ever blue.
The gourds and the daisies growing so fine.
Nothing outshines fungi which walks a clear cut line.
Tens of thousands of plant species
Growing more readily with help of feces.
From bulbs or seeds, makes no diff,
Cover the ground in a giant jiff.

Tangled

Mellow rustles speak soft to him
The road seems strange,unwandered..still
Coaxing heart to beat loud and large
Shuddering as she featly walked past
As in his dreams, agile stares could talk
Vocals plunged in that stellar smile
Petals with drops mounted as prayers
Turning mist yet tangled in each jiff
Knows him all, they stay stranger still
Glory of the rise, beauty in the sunset
Lyrics of his breath, tune in her beats
Tangled as melody, this road turns sweet

Sniff Your Last Sniff

Enjoy every day peeps, can be over in a jiff
You just settle in and you sniff your last sniff
Short but sweet it can be
If you giggle till you pee
Just talk about things like planting a big wet kiss

Addiction

A quintessential graven image
A bunkum to this present age
Destructive and repulsive
Crisps grips with hands sieve
Pismal dismal for this mar,this mar.
Dictative,will never mind your scars
Disgraces all graces with one face.
Defaces characters in different jiff phases.
Addiction is perdition
It disrespects all traditions
Advances by graduation
With granular measurement
It weighs more than a person's sacrament
Adapts easily to evil
Works with covenly devil
Good addiction, am afraid is now rare
Leaving the opposite with posing flair
Addiction is evil
It disallows decisive decision
Brings preclusive deception
Takes you back with no solid description
Disallowing you with grips of concocted confusion
To blend with it's impending conclusions

Stroking

Coffee hot, coffee cold, doesn't matter I am sold
Ain't nuttin' yummier, cept a filly unclothed
Now whoa, hold on a jiff
Did you say a sexy young dish
Stroking my hoo ha getting me started on the road

Waiting For Rain

The waft of petrichor filling nostrils
      The drizzle sending a cold chill
Toddlers with paper boats rushing towards puddles
       Declaration of holiday makes children chuckle
Office-goers ambling with umbrellas
        Octagenarians reminiscing with novellas
Farmers look unto rain as God's gift
        Ombrophobians flee in a jiff

Ample RAIN causes GAIN!
Surplus RAIN causes PAIN!

My Wee Tree

Very, very naughty I can sometimes be
Turning over a new leaf but I sure need to pee
Be back in a jiff
Well that's really if
I can zip my zipper without snagging my wee tree

My Wee Tree

Very, very naughty I can sometimes be
Turning over a new leaf but I sure need to pee
Be back in a jiff
Well that's really if
I can zip my zipper without snagging my wee tree

My Wee Tree

Very, very naughty I can sometimes be
Turning over a new leaf but I sure need to pee
Be back in a jiff
Well that's really if
I can zip my zipper without snagging my wee tree

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