Short Jiff Poems

Short Jiff Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Jiff by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Jiff by length and keyword.


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My Wee Tree

Very, very naughty I can sometimes be Turning over a new leaf but I sure need to pee Be back in a jiff Well that's really if I can zip my zipper without snagging my wee tree
Categories: jiff, humorous,
Form: Limerick


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My Wee Tree

Very, very naughty I can sometimes be Turning over a new leaf but I sure need to pee Be back in a jiff Well that's really if I can zip my zipper without snagging my wee tree
Categories: jiff, fun,
Form: Limerick
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My Wee Tree

Very, very naughty I can sometimes be Turning over a new leaf but I sure need to pee Be back in a jiff Well that's really if I can zip my zipper without snagging my wee tree
Categories: jiff, fun,
Form: Limerick
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My Wee Tree

Very, very naughty I can sometimes be Turning over a new leaf but I sure need to pee Be back in a jiff Well that's really if I can zip my zipper without snagging my wee tree
Categories: jiff, fun,
Form: Limerick

Storm Trooper 1

We are the fuhrer's cross-century storm trooper,
before us anyone except him must stand a stooper.
Storm the Dems in a jiff,
sink the SCIF, then skin Schiff,
sling back tightly locked and cooped Laura Cooper.
Categories: jiff, irony, political,
Form: Limerick


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Sniff Your Last Sniff

Enjoy every day peeps, can be over in a jiff You just settle in and you sniff your last sniff Short but sweet it can be If you giggle till you pee Just talk about things like planting a big wet kiss
Categories: jiff, life,
Form: Limerick
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Stroking

Coffee hot, coffee cold, doesn't matter I am sold Ain't nuttin' yummier, cept a filly unclothed Now whoa, hold on a jiff Did you say a sexy young dish Stroking my hoo ha getting me started on the road
Categories: jiff, cute love,
Form: Limerick
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Two Inch Screws

You tell me that you've got the blues -
you must buy two two-inch screws?
Soon, you will find satisfaction. 
In a jiff, you'll be back in action,
frequenting beachside hardware stores,
bolting silver knobs on doors.
Ninety-four cents is not much money.
It's good to do when days are sunny.
Categories: jiff, silly,
Form: Rhyme
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Palms Peas and Protea

The palms, the peas, the protea too
Showing up the lilies and iris ever blue.
The gourds and the daisies growing so fine.
Nothing outshines fungi which walks a clear cut line.
Tens of thousands of plant species
Growing more readily with help of feces.
From bulbs or seeds, makes no diff,
Cover the ground in a giant jiff.
Categories: jiff, garden,
Form: Rhyme
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Cool Beans

Sip…sip…w’zup sippity-doo-da day robust bouncing cool beans with a shaka sign super-duper gee whiz jiff by golly ding-dong it’s gonna be the best D D D D D D A A A A A A Y Y Y Y Y Y YAY cool beans
Categories: jiff, drink, joy,
Form: Light Verse

Girl On My Knees

Girl on my knees her skin woman's,
where bulbs are floral not a light — 
she makes up darkshade eyes with pins
girl on my knees

while in her dress, no — sans that bright
look on my tomb though still not dead — 
with her tongue's first memory's bite

of a scarring sample of bread — 
Jiff butter or glue, both pry mouth.
I stand in her soul, this movement 
girl on my knees
© Paige Hind  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: jiff, angst, deep, girl, heart, introspection, longing, time,
Form: Roundel

Waiting For Rain

The waft of petrichor filling nostrils
      The drizzle sending a cold chill
Toddlers with paper boats rushing towards puddles
       Declaration of holiday makes children chuckle
Office-goers ambling with umbrellas
        Octagenarians reminiscing with novellas
Farmers look unto rain as God's gift
        Ombrophobians flee in a jiff

Ample RAIN causes GAIN!
Surplus RAIN causes PAIN!
Categories: jiff, rain,
Form: Prose Poetry

Tangled

Mellow rustles speak soft to him
The road seems strange,unwandered..still
Coaxing heart to beat loud and large
Shuddering as she featly walked past
As in his dreams, agile stares could talk
Vocals plunged in that stellar smile
Petals with drops mounted as prayers
Turning mist yet tangled in each jiff
Knows him all, they stay stranger still
Glory of the rise, beauty in the sunset
Lyrics of his breath, tune in her beats
Tangled as melody, this road turns sweet
Categories: jiff, adventure, appreciation, beautiful, cute love, destiny, emotions,
Form: Dramatic Verse
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Halloween's Drummbed

Halloween’s Drummed!

Alien vampires hunt around the block,
Seeking abduction, plus feasting on prey
No trickery  with haunt,  just a soft shock.
Serious tracking to Vampires it’s play.
Delicately preparing this blood day
Striking their juglar rewarded a whiff
Cautionary. silent.. draining til stiff.
Slightly paralyzed delicately numbed
Halloween vampires come for a short jiff
Diabolical? Some say its quite drummed!

Jeannie Flinn Furlong
Dizain
October 16, 2020
Categories: jiff, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, october,
Form: Dizain
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