Ironing Board Poems - Poems about Ironing Board

The ironing board

...Ironing board 
Bare feet
You'd make me food
I'd eat

Little later straight clothes
No holes 
Warm in winter
The splinter

I have no ironing board now
But still that board reminds me how
I...

This Day We Celebrate

...“This Day We Celebrate”
written by Michelle Lynn LeBlanc
2023/09/22

This day we celebrate our birthdays 
Although this card is specifically for you 
Even though we missed your special day 
Th...

Mrs Mcdowell Went Nuts

...Mrs. McDowell went nuts on Tuesday last.
She did some crazy things, which was a blast.
To us neighbors, who ran over to look.
First she tore pages out of an encyclopedia book.

Then she launched...

Can Ya Dig It

...Wrinkled clothes stacked near my ironing board
will just lie there, completely ignored
‘cause today I’ll be groovin’.
To the oldies I’m movin’
like a teen to the hits most adored.

Ironing

...The afternoon sunlight filtered through her window drapes
revealing each age line molded to her face
alone in the dusky shadows working in her measured way
a basket of clothes at her feet

one b...

Smelling the Ironed Denim

...We cannot come now the ladybug sang with accord.
We are smelling the starch on the ironing board.
The baby mouse agreed, she loved the smell of starch too.
And she liked the stiffness of the jeans...

Good Vibrations

...Beach boys on the boom box, surfing away 
Gran’s bored, California dreaming all day 
She’s drinking whiskey 
And feels quite frisky 
Climbs on her ironing board, next stop LA


Limerick contes...

Learner Surfer

...Learner Surfer
I am training myself to surfboard 
Practicing on my ironing board 
For I'm no loser
And the best mover 
Shall win a trophy surfer award.

So I've...

Goofy Footed

...There once was a dame named violet,
    Who tried to surf without getting wet.
    So she climbed aboard,
    Her ironing board.
    When trying to surf the Internet.

    7 / 18 / 2022.
    L...

Aunt Alice Murphy

...Man, that's Aunt Allie Murphy,
Yeah, ironing board surfing.
See the look on her face,
And She's hooked a great wave.
Pearls with curls then a slurpee...

Surfing Usa

...Beach Boys sounds played as I walked through the door
Gran was smiling as she headed for shore
She shouted out in dismay
As the ironing board gave way
And ended up in a heap on the floor...

Wilma Flynnstone Flip

...*Image of Mamie Surfeuse by Pinterest.

Wilma *Flynnstone Flip

Crazy chick half out of her gourd,
chose to surf the ironing board,
hair curlers wound up,
tube ride earns gold cup,...

Skiing

...
Some ladies enjoy riding on their brooms
All over the house, into all the rooms
Gran rode the ironing board
Only skis she could afford
Off she'd ride, before ironing resumes




Li...

Book Him Granno

...My granny was sick as a parrot
She always liked that Steve Mcgarrett
Her favorite show
Hawaii 5-0
Was cancelled for football, Goddamnit

As Hawaii she couldn’t afford
Struck a pose on ...

She Misses the Sea

...Once an ardent surfer, she’s called Marie,
living now land-locked, she misses the sea.
She mounts an ironing board,
as the room turns into fjord.
Hands stretched, she surfs on fantasy with glee.
...

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