Best Ironing Board Poems
Thoughts At the Ironing BoardI grasped the steam-iron with left hand,
the right was straightening trouser band;
it felt different, unusual, its hiss and feel,
serpent’s thought made me reel
I imagined it come up from lake, it felt
much like a rattlesnake, its heat I conjured
venomed-fang, turning skin to soft marang:...
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Categories:
ironing board, wisdom,
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Verse
The ironing boardIroning board
Bare feet
You'd make me food
I'd eat
Little later straight clothes
No holes
Warm in winter
The splinter
I have no ironing board now
But still that board reminds me how
I have grown to not need so pressed clothes
Oppressed woes
But the ironing board
Remains at your place
I'll remember those...
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Categories:
ironing board, poems, poetry, poets,
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Free verse
Skiing
Some ladies enjoy riding on their brooms
All over the house, into all the rooms
Gran rode the ironing board
Only skis she could afford
Off she'd ride, before ironing resumes
Limerick Poetry Contest
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July 17, 2022
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Categories:
ironing board, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous,
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Limerick