I Phone Poems - Poems about I Phone

I checked my e-mail Deleted the spammer Then fixed my “I phone” With a store-bought hammer The Dr. scheduled a video visit I told him “I’d take a pass” Cuz there’s no way I’m stickin’ My own finger up my a.. My “phone” and I Seem to disagree ‘bout who’s in charge “IT” or me I asked SIRI what do you think “she” replied: I don’t I just...

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Ouch! What had I hit with my left hand, on that side of the bed? It was my I-phone, who should have been in the kitchen instead. What are you doing here? I asked her, in a stunned kind of way. Shut up you Peon!” she shouted at me; I could see she did not play. If you want...

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I-phone seeks attention constantly chiming sounds irritating interruption I-phone...

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They had a whiz-bang chatter this morning. A grandma grandson yackety-yak Chatty Chat Chat Smile Laugh Laugh On Facetime, an I-phone application It was waggery talk Mischievous but harmless Nothing offensive was said It brought a calm to both parties The FaceTime concept less intimidating than I thought At first it had bewildered and perplexed us Grandma did not want to try it until this...

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My phone dings for no reason. I am not playing video games. I am not trying to speak to a friend. I am sitting in the living room And I hear my phone dinging in the kitchen. I pick it up and stare at it. There are no alerts. No messages. No indicators at all. I leave it in the kitchen And it happens again...

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If you want harsh feelings If you strive to miscommunicate If you adore confrontation If you want hatred to call you out If your brain is disengaged If you do not remember how harsh written words are If you love to miscommunicate Text someone...

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in case someone phones i am wearing my headpiece to no avail anticipation certainly blue tooth ready it is sunday right...

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He takes a selfie. Eaten by a bear. She takes a selfie. Carried off screaming. He takes a selfie. Plunges to his death. She takes a selfie, Run over by a semi. He takes a selfie. Carried away by the flood waters. Do any of the rest of you see a pattern here?...

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I sit with two I-pads on my lap Four hours at a time Sometimes six Playing word games Why two? Because one is thinking While I am pounding the keys on the other one. I do not abide thinking time. I have spent too many years wasting mine. So now it is more precious My husband walks through and speaks Irritating me. What was that word...

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So I had to tell her to BLEEP off, Grandma. She is fourteen, as of forty-six hours ago. I am shocked. I wisely decide to give her some Grandmotherly advice. Me: Were there witnesses? Molly: No. Me: Did anyone have their I-phone out? Molly: One, but I chased her down and smacked it out of her hand...

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Priscilla raced to her favorite spot to celebrate, and take another peek at her prized possessions Her dainty, pointed to precision faerie ears. She laid on her tummy on conglomerate cliff, Her favorite cliff, as it was made of pearls, shells, and diamonds As her ginger hair spiraled toward the water's surface, she relived the conversation with her mother. "It...

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a reindeer with hooves so thick thought he would really be slick gonna use an I-phone to tease his good friend Gnome pushing the buttons was a trick! Written 12-14-2018 Contest: Funny Reindeer Limerick ...

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Wearing headphones, every day, when I jump out of the car, talking into my blue tooth, with one friend or another, so the thirty-two minutes will not be a complete waste of time. Home now, wanting to take a potty, jump into my pajamas, and be left totally alone. But I owe them a little something for entertaining me for...

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I-phones have changed our paradigms People no longer Have to talk to each other Or Need to form relationships with human beings. Evolving into an electronic virtual culture, Suddenly we live in a surreal, imitation world, and we are avatars, not humans....

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The I-phone buzzes off and on all night. An annoying sound, perils of playing multitude of word games. Mostly scrabble, but others. Bzz. Bzz. Bzz. Bzz. Bzz. I turn it off, but the buzzing continues. In uneven intervals, Not a pretty rhythm or sound. My I-pad is a culprit now. It is now buzzing too. How she linked up with my...

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