I-phone-itis
I checked my e-mail
Deleted the spammer
Then fixed my “I phone”
With a store-bought hammer
The Dr. scheduled a video visit
I told him “I’d take a pass”
Cuz there’s no way I’m stickin’
My own finger up my a..
My “phone” and I
Seem to disagree
‘bout who’s in charge
“IT” or me
I asked SIRI what do you think
“she” replied: I don’t
I just tell you what everyone else thinks
You know you’re really in trouble
When ALEXA texts you saying
“WE NEED TO TALK”
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