Humpy dumpty, knowing that you
Were an egg, why would you sit
On a wall and are you that clumsy
To fall off without anyone pushing you
You knew that if you fell
They couldn’t put you back together
Again, wish I could have helped you
Categories:
humpy, child,
Form: Narrative
Humpy Trumpy secure on his wall.
No matter his crimes, he's
immune from them all..
Through all the court systems and
charges that pend, and racial
slurs that should offend, Humpy's
Maga might may win in the end..
Categories:
humpy, political,
Form: Political Verse
A skin, bit rough, and brownish fair;
A rounded face and short black hair;
Fine vignettes on a wide forehead
that seems to think the ways ahead.
Cherry red lips, thick and pouty;
Two big ears, a nose that's humpy;
Big black eyes with flickery wink
seem to fathom the way you think.
Self portrait poetry contest
7th place
Categories:
humpy, self,
Form: Rhyme
MONDAY: Bloody Monday – the wicked wiotch
TUESDAY: Bad, but not like Monday – nasty B-otch
WEDNESDAY: Now getting humpy, but still the road is bumpy
THURSDAY: Whatz the story? It's like Workatory
FRIDAY: Party-veggies’ fave.
SATURDAY: Workaholic’s grave
SUNDAY: A fun day: R & R, good TV – prepare for bloody Monday
Categories:
humpy, fun, perspective, work,
Form: Free verse
Away on a desert
No one in close sight
Trudging miles on bare foot,
We reached our planned site.
Sand dunes peeked here and there.
Camels with belled neck
Were seen slowly moving,
With their humpy back
Sky turned black and inky.
But moon shone quite bright.
Rocks were seen in chrome red,
In the glow of light.
The desert sand stretched wide.
Looked dazzling at night.
A land dry and sterile,
Lay blazed in moon light.
Near a huge tawny rock,
Were plants in flower,
Thriving in arid space.
Saw elf owls cower.
What a world of wonder!
Sure, a thrilling trip
Enjoyed it every bit.
From mind, it won't slip!
Categories:
humpy, beauty, journey, moon,
Form: Rhyme
A group of three set out on a mountain trek
Beyond the known borders into regions strange
Climbing up steep and rocky paths
Daringly they moved forward
Engrossed by the beauty of the mountains
Flaunting their towering summits
Governed by an instinctive urge for adventure
Headed to the vast stretch of sands
In no hurry were they but in a relaxed mood.
Just a mile away stood the tall mountain peaks
Kissing the seams of the heavens
Lovesome was the evening and clear was the sky
Mild and pleasant was the climate
Never knew any fatigue
Oblivious of time speeding by
Passed across the vast stretch of sands
Quarter to a mile, the trek went haywire
Rapid was the arrival of the night
Sun had gone down in the west
Tedious was the journey in dim light
Unable to travel any further
Vanquished they felt, like defeated soldiers
Watchful they were of hindrances on the way like;
Xerophytes with thorns and humpy sand dunes
Yearning for safety, they retraced their steps,
Zooming through engulfing darkness…..
May.25.2022
Abecedarian Poetry Form Contest
Sponsor: Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
humpy, adventure, sunset,
Form: Abecedarian
Brightest smile ,
deeper pain ,
ugly face,
humpy nose,
louder voice,
what's left ?
ohh!!
kindest heart
spreading love
lower self confidence
and still trying to shine
like there's no one better than her
wearing her every flaws like no one's watching
working for the life she want
little bit confused between
hobby and passion
everything is mystery to her
'cause she is the one
trying to solve but getting
into it deeper and deeper
feeling herself liker feather
wanting to experience everything
without any regression
living in her wonderland
but she knows that
reality is harsh for she have to fight
and still need to find herself after every night.
Categories:
humpy, character, cheer up, courage,
Form: Free verse
if lanky love pushes you 'til you fall
eerie affections to a meagre maiden draw
but moaning mind finds no solace there
admit the urge, then contend with bruised bear
if jolting jealousy triggers hoisted hope
for wanky wealth with fellas cope
but moaning mind finds no solace there
admit humpy urge, then contend with bruised bear
if wielded wits whoosh favor
towards taunted mate, wealth bruising barter
but meagre mind finds no solace there
admit haggard urge, then contend with bruised bear
jumpy jealousy is a felon fruit of nature
take a bite from it, but leer no leisure.
'20:05:30:12:34
Note: of felon philosophy.
Categories:
humpy, philosophy,
Form: Sonnet
C-rossing
H-umpy
R-oad
I-s
S-o
T-ough
I-f
N-ice
A-lmighty
G-od
O-ffers
N-o
Z-enith
A-nd
L-ife's
E-ternal
S-alvation
Topic: Poem
Form: Vertical Monocrostic
Categories:
humpy, poems,
Form: Acrostic
Long ago in the land of milk and honey
Lived a sweet young lady with lots of money
The money meant naught
She didn't give a snot
Long as each night they could play humpy bumpy
Categories:
humpy, fun,
Form: Limerick
Masses of sunburnt grass,
Sway with delicate ease.
Seduced by the composer
Of the soothing May breeze.
Swallows parade,
Pirouetting,
Swooning,
With humpy gluttonous crows
Giving weary approval
From tops of telephone poles.
The summer silence,
Bestows dignity upon this land.
As downtrodden seeds,
And wild limitless weeds
Claim their ancient ways,
My mind is light,
To hot,to drunk,
To care about the darkness of man,
And all his little subplots.
I turn on some baroque,
Wishing to dream
transcendental dreams.
Categories:
humpy, growth, nature,
Form: Free verse
Semblative a poet's wooer
A villain's swain
wot not?
The complex pox,a sickly
wine?
Whore,a huligan mazzle
sooner the old blue wanes
What remains?
Waggish frawn?
Sedative grief.
These trumpery looks of
stones,this vaward sob,
Prattle odds and old
slacks,quaffing soup;
how whimpish.
Seething lavander:
the vapour shroud song_
Crest twinkle like
fatties and momies_haist
Young poet.
Irish kinds
My simbling beauty.
The scented feet of
hers;Suwilangi,this line
These glamps inverted words.
humpy dot?
flamish eyes.
His slow paced emotions;
these_built on tempered motor
varlet swain
wot not?
The simple wax,no ill bed
drink.
My lady,maybe last;run now_
squeeze my breath_from my
hands take your heart.
Wisper slow
fade as smoke;his sight
these:elapsed.
Categories:
humpy, art, dedication, depression,
Form: Romanticism
Shagg was black as coal, pure-breed Pulli
We raised him from a puppy, never would fetch a ball
Seldom ever came whenever we would call
He had other things to do; we should have named him Humpy
He would hump a bush, hump the cat, and even hump a chair
He would hump any leg especially if it was bare
Couldn’t keep him home you see, for he was a traveling man
Solved our problem nicely by nipping it in the bud
Now Shagg is a happy lad; as that was part of the plan
Gave him to a breeder where Shagg now stands at stud
Categories:
humpy,
Form: Classicism
On African deserts you must be wary,
Of the famous one humped Dromedary.
He is jealous of his Asian brother,
Who has that hump and then another!
That Bactrian camel (the one with two humps)
Must slow way down when crossing bumps!
When those humps hit they go, "Ker-Splatt!"
Did you know those things are filled with fat?
Bactrian camel's are handsome guys,
With long thick brows around their eyes!
With those two humps and pretty faces,
They're very popular at the oasis!
So that's the story of True Cammel's
That happy, humpy desert mammal.
On any desert you should be wise,
Park your car and ride these guys!
Copyright 2010 Karma Adamson
Karma
Copyright 2010 Karma Adamson
Categories:
humpy, adventure, animals, education, family,
Form: Rhyme
Buick leathered quickie
she was awright a hookie
she was lace traced
and he was dollared
looking for a bookie
green he flashed
green she cleavaged
then it was
humpy thumpy
they went
and car was alive
in the the corner
dark, making sound
in just another
Business Round!
Categories:
humpy, life
Form: Free verse
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