Short Humpy Poems

C-rossing
H-umpy
R-oad
I-s
S-o
T-ough
I-f
N-ice
A-lmighty

G-od
O-ffers
N-o
Z-enith
A-nd
L-ife's
E-ternal
S-alvation

Topic: Poem
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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Long ago in the land of milk and honey
Lived a sweet young lady with lots of money
The money meant naught
She didn't give a snot
Long as each night they could play humpy bumpy...

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Humpy Trumpy secure on his wall.
No matter his crimes, he's
immune from them all..
Through all the court systems and
charges that pend, and racial
slurs that should offend, Humpy's
Maga might may win in the end.....

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Humpy dumpty, knowing that you
Were an egg, why would you sit
On a wall and are you that clumsy
To fall off without anyone pushing you
You knew that if you fell
They couldn’t put you back together
Again, wish I could have helped you
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Buick leathered quickie
she was awright a hookie
she was lace traced
and he was dollared
looking for a bookie
green he flashed
green she cleavaged
then it was
humpy thumpy
they went
and car was alive
in the the corner
dark, making sound
in just another

Business Round!...

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MONDAY:  Bloody Monday – the wicked wiotch
TUESDAY:  Bad, but not like Monday – nasty B-otch
WEDNESDAY:  Now getting humpy, but still the road is bumpy
THURSDAY:  Whatz the story? It's like Workatory 
FRIDAY:  Party-veggies’ fave. 
SATURDAY:  Workaholic’s grave
SUNDAY:  A fun day: R & R, good TV – prepare for bloody Monday
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A skin, bit rough, and brownish fair;
A rounded face and short black hair;
Fine vignettes on a wide forehead 
that seems to think the ways ahead. 

Cherry red lips, thick and pouty;
Two big ears, a nose that's humpy;
Big black eyes with flickery wink 
seem to fathom the way you think.

Self portrait poetry contest 
7th place 
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