Long Humpy Poems

MA "BITCHES" - THE CAMEL AND ME . . .

Ma “Bitches” rang - a “Nite” on the “Toon” - how are you fixed . . . ?
“Aye” - “I’ll bring “Lovely Eyes” the camel -...

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(typo just fixed)

Old Humpty Dumpty, the egg on the wall,
had a friend Bacon, who was ten feet tall.
Those two went together like bread goes with jam,
pen goes with paper, or glaze goes with ham!

Friends since...

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My Fairy Queen's Chariot

I watched the starry moonbeams through my curtains 
With its sparkling lights falling on my face silvered
I smiled and cuddled in my cosy-cosy bed
Knowing that My Fairy Queen had swished her nightly...

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I watched the moonbeams through my curtains 
With its sparkling lights falling on my face silvered
I smiled and cuddled in my cosy-cosy bed
Knowing that My Fairy Queen had swished her nightly magic wand.

The cooing of...

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Humpty Dumpty always sat on that wall
Except for the one time he had a great fall
So always but once that anyone can recall
Which is why today is a big deal after all

Since Little Bo Peep...

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A group of three set out on a mountain trek
Beyond the known borders into regions strange 
Climbing up steep and rocky paths
Daringly they moved forward
Engrossed by the beauty of the mountains
Flaunting their towering summits
Governed by...

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Semblative a poet's wooer
A villain's swain
         wot not?
The complex pox,a sickly
wine?
Whore,a huligan mazzle
sooner the old blue wanes
What remains?
         Waggish...

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Brightest smile , 
deeper pain , 
ugly face,
humpy nose,
louder voice, 
what's left ?
ohh!!
kindest heart 
spreading love 
lower self confidence
and still trying to shine 
like there's no one better than her
wearing her every flaws like no...

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On African deserts you must be wary,
Of the famous one humped Dromedary.
He is jealous of his Asian brother,
Who has that hump and then another!

That Bactrian camel (the one with two humps)
Must slow way down when...

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Away on a desert
No one in close sight 
Trudging miles on bare foot,
We reached our planned site.

Sand dunes peeked here and there.
Camels with belled neck
Were seen slowly moving,
With their humpy back

Sky turned black and inky.
But...

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if lanky love pushes you 'til you fall
eerie affections to a meagre maiden draw
but moaning mind finds no solace there
admit the urge, then contend with bruised bear

if jolting jealousy triggers hoisted hope
for wanky wealth with...

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Masses of sunburnt grass, 
Sway with delicate ease. 
Seduced by the composer   
Of the soothing May breeze. 
  
Swallows parade, 
Pirouetting, 
Swooning,   
With humpy gluttonous crows 
Giving weary approval ...

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Shagg was black as coal, pure-breed Pulli
We raised him from a puppy, never would fetch a ball
Seldom ever came whenever we would call

He had other things to do; we should have named him Humpy
He would...

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