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Best Humpy Poems

Below are the all-time best Humpy poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of humpy poems written by PoetrySoup members


Premium Member Humpy Dumpty Mystery
Humpty Dumpty always sat on that wall
Except for the one time he had a great fall
So always but once that anyone can recall
Which is why...

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Categories: humpy, children, funny, humorous, mystery,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Humpy Bumpy


Long ago in the land of milk and honey
Lived a sweet young lady with lots of money
The money meant naught
She didn't give a snot
Long as...

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Categories: humpy, fun,
Form: Limerick
Crossing Humpy Road
C-rossing
H-umpy
R-oad
I-s
S-o
T-ough
I-f
N-ice
A-lmighty

G-od
O-ffers
N-o
Z-enith
A-nd
L-ife's
E-ternal
S-alvation

Topic: Poem
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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Categories: humpy, poems,
Form: Acrostic
Premium Member The Mystery of Humpty Dumpty
(typo just fixed)

Old Humpty Dumpty, the egg on the wall,
had a friend Bacon, who was ten feet tall.
Those two went together like bread goes with...

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Categories: humpy, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
His elapsed Sight
Semblative a poet's wooer
A villain's swain
         wot not?
The complex pox,a sickly
wine?
Whore,a huligan mazzle
sooner the old blue wanes
What...

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Categories: humpy, art, dedication, depression,
Form: Romanticism



Summer Days
Masses of sunburnt grass, 
Sway with delicate ease. 
Seduced by the composer   
Of the soothing May breeze. 
  
Swallows parade, 
Pirouetting, 
Swooning,...

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Categories: humpy, growth, nature,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Ma Bitches - The Camel And Me
MA "BITCHES" - THE CAMEL AND ME . . .

Ma “Bitches” rang - a “Nite” on the “Toon” - how are you fixed . ....

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Categories: humpy, crazy, dance, fun, humor, imagery, uplifting,
Form: Couplet
Our old dog Shagg
Shagg was black as coal, pure-breed Pulli
We raised him from a puppy, never would fetch a ball
Seldom ever came whenever we would call

He had other...

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Categories: humpy,
Form: Classicism
Business Round!
Buick leathered quickie
she was awright a hookie
she was lace traced
and he was dollared
looking for a bookie
green he flashed
green she cleavaged
then it was
humpy thumpy
they went
and car...

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Categories: humpy, life
Form: Free verse
My Fairy Queen's Chariot
My Fairy Queen's Chariot

I watched the starry moonbeams through my curtains 
With its sparkling lights falling on my face silvered
I smiled and cuddled in my...

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Categories: humpy, beauty, child, desire, dream, magic, night,
Form: Narrative
My Fairy Queen's Chariot

I watched the moonbeams through my curtains 
With its sparkling lights falling on my face silvered
I smiled and cuddled in my cosy-cosy bed
Knowing that My...

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Categories: humpy, beauty, child, desire, dream, magic, night,
Form: Narrative
True Camel's
On African deserts you must be wary,
Of the famous one humped Dromedary.
He is jealous of his Asian brother,
Who has that hump and then another!

That Bactrian...

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Categories: humpy, adventure, animals, education, family, children, funny,
Form: Rhyme