Best Humpy Poems
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Old Humpty Dumpty, the egg on the wall,
had a friend Bacon, who was ten feet tall.
Those two went together like bread goes with jam,
pen goes with paper, or glaze goes with ham!
Friends since their childhood, they’d made a blood pact.
Bacon got fried,and gave up some fat. That’s a fact!
Humpty made a wee crack in his shell. No joke!
The blood that HE used was his very own yolk!
They swore on the good book - Mother Goose Rhymes
they’d always be friends through good times and bad times.
The blood pact was greasy, but no one could sever
their bond! From then on, they’d be best friends forever.
Each day Humpy Dumpty would meet his friend Bacon.
Since both were so large, they had never been taken
by human beings to be cooked up and consumed.
But neither one guessed that their fate was doomed.
They’d thought they were sheltered by all the King’s men,
so they’d sit on the great wall again and again
in plain view of all, and they’d have a long chat
(though Humpty took care not to chew Bacon’s fat).
One day many tourists (Humpty later was told),
had not eaten breakfast, so hungry and bold,
they cut up his friend in bits small enough
to fry him for lunch. Humpty took the news rough.
He went up to the wall where he’d sat with his friend
every day of his life, knowing how things must end.
It’s no mystery now why he had a great fall.
With no Bacon, poor Humpty just ended it all!
July 5, 2018 for The Mystery of Humpty Dumpty Contest of Faraz Ajmal
Categories:
humpy, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Humpty Dumpty always sat on that wall
Except for the one time he had a great fall
So always but once that anyone can recall
Which is why today is a big deal after all
Since Little Bo Peep had lost her sheep
She wanted to ask Humpty to take a peek
If he could see where she should seek
She could round them up within the week
He wasn't on the wall, she rang Missing Alert
It sent shockwaves far and wide and overt
The Three Blind Mice scampered in the dirt
Three Little Pigs squealed like they were hurt
Next thing you know, Little Miss Muffet,
Told Tom Thumb to find Humpty or 'ef it'!
Three Little Kittens told Jack Spratt to "Stuff it!"
Itty Bitty Spider crawled the wall and jumped it
The Old Lady Who Lived In the Shoe
Panicked about what to do
Earlier she and Humpty had a rendezvous
He fell asleep and now had no clue
Most all those in Mother Goose Town
Heard Humpty was missing, wasn't around
Everyone was afraid he fell down
All were searching, wanting him found
Jack In the Beanstalk knew of the tryst
He told the Old Lady they would fix this
They covered up Humpty, he didn't resist
Henny Penny yelled, "Sky falling!" and insists
Hey Diddle Diddle got the cow to jump
And dropped Humpty on the wall on his rump
Starlight First Star said he looked like a lump
Even The Owl And Pussycat were stumped
Categories:
humpy, children, funny, humorous, mystery,
Form:
Rhyme
Semblative a poet's wooer
A villain's swain
wot not?
The complex pox,a sickly
wine?
Whore,a huligan mazzle
sooner the old blue wanes
What remains?
Waggish frawn?
Sedative grief.
These trumpery looks of
stones,this vaward sob,
Prattle odds and old
slacks,quaffing soup;
how whimpish.
Seething lavander:
the vapour shroud song_
Crest twinkle like
fatties and momies_haist
Young poet.
Irish kinds
My simbling beauty.
The scented feet of
hers;Suwilangi,this line
These glamps inverted words.
humpy dot?
flamish eyes.
His slow paced emotions;
these_built on tempered motor
varlet swain
wot not?
The simple wax,no ill bed
drink.
My lady,maybe last;run now_
squeeze my breath_from my
hands take your heart.
Wisper slow
fade as smoke;his sight
these:elapsed.
Categories:
humpy, art, dedication, depression,
Form:
Romanticism
Masses of sunburnt grass,
Sway with delicate ease.
Seduced by the composer
Of the soothing May breeze.
Swallows parade,
Pirouetting,
Swooning,
With humpy gluttonous crows
Giving weary approval
From tops of telephone poles.
The summer silence,
Bestows dignity upon this land.
As downtrodden seeds,
And wild limitless weeds
Claim their ancient ways,
My mind is light,
To hot,to drunk,
To care about the darkness of man,
And all his little subplots.
I turn on some baroque,
Wishing to dream
transcendental dreams.
Categories:
humpy, growth, nature,
Form:
Free verse
Shagg was black as coal, pure-breed Pulli
We raised him from a puppy, never would fetch a ball
Seldom ever came whenever we would call
He had other things to do; we should have named him Humpy
He would hump a bush, hump the cat, and even hump a chair
He would hump any leg especially if it was bare
Couldn’t keep him home you see, for he was a traveling man
Solved our problem nicely by nipping it in the bud
Now Shagg is a happy lad; as that was part of the plan
Gave him to a breeder where Shagg now stands at stud
Categories:
humpy,
Form:
Classicism
Buick leathered quickie
she was awright a hookie
she was lace traced
and he was dollared
looking for a bookie
green he flashed
green she cleavaged
then it was
humpy thumpy
they went
and car was alive
in the the corner
dark, making sound
in just another
Business Round!
Categories:
humpy, life
Form:
Free verse
On African deserts you must be wary,
Of the famous one humped Dromedary.
He is jealous of his Asian brother,
Who has that hump and then another!
That Bactrian camel (the one with two humps)
Must slow way down when crossing bumps!
When those humps hit they go, "Ker-Splatt!"
Did you know those things are filled with fat?
Bactrian camel's are handsome guys,
With long thick brows around their eyes!
With those two humps and pretty faces,
They're very popular at the oasis!
So that's the story of True Cammel's
That happy, humpy desert mammal.
On any desert you should be wise,
Park your car and ride these guys!
Copyright 2010 Karma Adamson
Karma
Copyright 2010 Karma Adamson
Categories:
humpy, adventure, animals, education, family,
Form:
Rhyme
A group of three set out on a mountain trek
Beyond the known borders into regions strange
Climbing up steep and rocky paths
Daringly they moved forward
Engrossed by the beauty of the mountains
Flaunting their towering summits
Governed by an instinctive urge for adventure
Headed to the vast stretch of sands
In no hurry were they but in a relaxed mood.
Just a mile away stood the tall mountain peaks
Kissing the seams of the heavens
Lovesome was the evening and clear was the sky
Mild and pleasant was the climate
Never knew any fatigue
Oblivious of time speeding by
Passed across the vast stretch of sands
Quarter to a mile, the trek went haywire
Rapid was the arrival of the night
Sun had gone down in the west
Tedious was the journey in dim light
Unable to travel any further
Vanquished they felt, like defeated soldiers
Watchful they were of hindrances on the way like;
Xerophytes with thorns and humpy sand dunes
Yearning for safety, they retraced their steps,
Zooming through engulfing darkness…..
May.25.2022
Abecedarian Poetry Form Contest
Sponsor: Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
humpy, adventure, sunset,
Form:
Abecedarian
Long ago in the land of milk and honey
Lived a sweet young lady with lots of money
The money meant naught
She didn't give a snot
Long as each night they could play humpy bumpy
Categories:
humpy, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Humpy Trumpy secure on his wall.
No matter his crimes, he's
immune from them all..
Through all the court systems and
charges that pend, and racial
slurs that should offend, Humpy's
Maga might may win in the end..
Categories:
humpy, political,
Form:
Political Verse
My Fairy Queen's Chariot
I watched the starry moonbeams through my curtains
With its sparkling lights falling on my face silvered
I smiled and cuddled in my cosy-cosy bed
Knowing that My Fairy Queen had swished her nightly magic wand.
The cooing of a peacock woke me out of my dreams
My heavy eyelids excitedly opened to see
My Fairy Queen's royal peacock chariot
Parked outside my window for me to be seated.
I put on my soft slippers, lifted my warm gown
And quickly sat on its velvety blue cushion
Its short horny beak gave me a nudge
To pull its silver bridle to hold him tight.
High above the sleepy furry clouds we flew
That like dollops of blue berry ice-creams for the world to taste
Up and down the clouds we glided
Giggling and sliding on our humpy-bumpy ride.
I hugged the sprinkling stars above the roundly clouds
I felt their kiss perfume my tiny little life
They gifted me their treasures of harps and violins
To sing of their music when the earth be in despair.
Reclining against the peacock's satiny iridescent feathers
We sailed above the seas to peer at its glittering shells and corals
Lying in its deep mysterious world inviting me to haul
Whatsoever I desired from its vast-vast sea beds.
I clasped my arms around My Fairy Queen's peacock
I nuzzled against its warm coat to express my gratitude
It swooped down gently to my starry window of delight
Promising many more joy rides for me to enshrine.
Balveen Cheema
August 15, 2015
Categories:
humpy, beauty, child, desire, dream,
Form:
Narrative
I watched the moonbeams through my curtains
With its sparkling lights falling on my face silvered
I smiled and cuddled in my cosy-cosy bed
Knowing that My Fairy Queen had swished her nightly magic wand.
The cooing of a peacock woke me out of my dreams
My heavy eyelids excitedly opened to see
My Fairy Queen's royal peacock chariot
Parked outside my window for me to be seated.
I put on my soft slippers, lifted my warm gown
And quickly sat on its velvety blue cushion
Its short horny beak gave me a nudge
To pull its silver bridle to hold him tight.
High above the sleepy furry clouds we flew
That like dollops of blue berry ice-creams for the world to taste
Up and down the clouds we glided"
Giggling and sliding on our humpy-bumpy ride.
I hugged the sprinkling stars above the roundly clouds
I felt their kiss perfume my tiny little life
They gifted me their treasures of harps and violins
To sing of their music when the earth be in despair.
Reclining against the peacock's satiny iridescent feathers
We sailed above the seas to peer at its glittering shells and corals
Lying in its deep mysterious world inviting me to haul
Whatsoever I desired from its vast-vast sea beds.
I clasped my arms around My Fairy Queen's peacock
I nuzzled against its warm coat to express my gratitude
It swooped down gently to my window of delight
Promising many more joy rides for me to enshrine.
December 21, 2015
Contest: Theme #1- Stars
Sponsor: Skat A
Categories:
humpy, beauty, child, desire, dream,
Form:
Narrative
Sometimes, those difficult road
Will lead you to beautiful places
The opening view receives bad comments
For the road is rocky, unpaved and dusty
Many who travel by are not comfortable
Some hopeless and some wondered why
They travel such misery experience to repent
Left no choice but to go and move forward
The travel is truly a humpy-bumpy experience
Silence and self-censorship are the busy phrase
The way is lackadaisical turtle uphill and downhill
Feel refresh as the crisp air welcome them a mile away
Sudden break joy in the lungs and touching chill in the skin
All eyes now is exciting as the nature's nice view is unfolding
They alive their curiosity, on their cameras and now start recording
The road now quite smooth and under construction
To pave answer the town folks demands for government projects
You'll see the traveler's faces now are happy
For the place is a tourist attraction and staycation
There are natural spring, a local resort for tourists
Forest cabin for mountaineers, sky-rocket falls for nature lovers
More modest hotels and vacation houses for long-term stayers
Affordable beaches at the bay resorts for snorkels and bathers
Exuberant eaters of local and foreign delicacies are for choices
For a hungry mouth, mukbangers and food lovers alike
The place is a secluded paradise that only few discovered
What people hates first impression
God has provide great expectation.
Categories:
humpy, engagement, happiness, life, nature,
Form:
Narrative
if lanky love pushes you 'til you fall
eerie affections to a meagre maiden draw
but moaning mind finds no solace there
admit the urge, then contend with bruised bear
if jolting jealousy triggers hoisted hope
for wanky wealth with fellas cope
but moaning mind finds no solace there
admit humpy urge, then contend with bruised bear
if wielded wits whoosh favor
towards taunted mate, wealth bruising barter
but meagre mind finds no solace there
admit haggard urge, then contend with bruised bear
jumpy jealousy is a felon fruit of nature
take a bite from it, but leer no leisure.
'20:05:30:12:34
Note: of felon philosophy.
Categories:
humpy, philosophy,
Form:
Sonnet
Brightest smile ,
deeper pain ,
ugly face,
humpy nose,
louder voice,
what's left ?
ohh!!
kindest heart
spreading love
lower self confidence
and still trying to shine
like there's no one better than her
wearing her every flaws like no one's watching
working for the life she want
little bit confused between
hobby and passion
everything is mystery to her
'cause she is the one
trying to solve but getting
into it deeper and deeper
feeling herself liker feather
wanting to experience everything
without any regression
living in her wonderland
but she knows that
reality is harsh for she have to fight
and still need to find herself after every night.
Categories:
humpy, character, cheer up, courage,
Form:
Free verse