Sport Humorous Poems

There was a day set aside for the wedding
but the groom was very much dreading
it would be the same day
his grand final would play
and that’s...

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To craft a poem short,
one that cavorts,
holds court,
exhorts,
perhaps retorts
of sort
and not resort
to ***ort:
a sport
that does comport
in support
of a certain forte.


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H/T to Maurice Rigoler's The Art...

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A letter arrived from Aunt Mabel, always a keeper
She was delighted I bought myself a Bissell sweeper
Said they are best, but I could have gotten...

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I have a little leech;
I bring him out to play.
I really only see him
Every 57th day. 

He’s happiest when I let him
Just lie there on...

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Me: Say Charlotte, is your story true?
C: It’s fictional, now are we through?

Me: So are you rich from telling yarns?
C: I’ve got nice threads, but...

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the jolly good sheepdog
an english sheepdog from pocatello
is a chap quite chipper and mellow
he’s a bloody good sort
an old chum and good sport
I dare say...

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Sunburnt Country

I love a sunburnt Aussie bloke, with great big, muscled arms,
His rugged well-built shoulders, and face with all its charms.
I love his thongs and...

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Olympic stuff ain’t easy
I’ve false started many times

At the traffic lights
At meal times
Conversations in the office lounge area
And other events I’d rather not mention

Alright go...

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I sport a mask, not to mention the fog
       Yesterday I tripped on a huge log
   ...

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Come play mumbo jumbo mumblety peg,
To see who goes first, we spin a raw egg.
Come be a sport.
Free beer by the quart.
We’ll let you keep...

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Oh each summer one sport ever calls
Though my energy always just stalls
For I'm not but a menace
Playing hot, sweaty tennis
Just knocking the fuzz off old...

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Tired of feeling sleepy today - August 17th, 2019

Lashed with fatigue,
eye cannot fend off lethargy
hazy, hot, humid weather zaps
mental physical, and spiritual energy
even men of...

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As we get older I’ve noticed fat kids get thin 
become vain selfie taking as they hit the gym 
as did we way back in...

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Wimbledon is on, 
you know that sport no one plays 351 days a year 
nor follows 50 weeks a year, 
and when any other sport...

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The Saints be preserved! Begorra! Today Saint Patrick reigns!
An excuse to get the Irish blood a-coursin' through yer veins!
A time for clans with even a...

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