Fatsos At the Gym
As we get older I’ve noticed fat kids get thin
become vain selfie taking as they hit the gym
as did we way back in our teens all those years ago
they've caught up with us slowly but then were fatsos.
Being overweight puts you 10 years behind
the cost of having depth so wide
til recently your fatness still reached 2009
when exercise and sport had been my whole life
and you were accused of eating all the pies.
Please realise these days you appear stupid
you haven’t learnt cus no one noticed the fat kid
thus never taught you don’t behave like a Dick
you may be healthy but you act like a Rick.
Being healthy doing exercise
is different to eating all the pies
when we were in to it like you guys
we weren’t vanity driven S T I’s.
We played sport won the prize
now we haven't thunder thighs
and we're not eating all in sight
I don't mean to be sly,
but you're 15 years behind.
We were actually athletes,
you're the fungus on our foot,
we used it too compete,
you just do it for the look...
I'd rather be me than a former fat fook
Copyright © Nick Trim | Year Posted 2019
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