Tired of Feeling Sleepy Today August 17th 2019

Tired of feeling sleepy today - August 17th, 2019 Lashed with fatigue, eye cannot fend off lethargy hazy, hot, humid weather zaps mental physical, and spiritual energy even men of cloth various and sundry clergy. Undoubtedly summoning Parson Brown currently out of season, though stratospheric demand for his person now unprecedented as summer dog days force physical slowdown, nonetheless he would experience immediate meltdown booked solid throughout "Winter Wonderland," when deep freeze doth make clampdown, no matter sung by masses with uncertain reason caroling 'bout said enigmatic figure heard in every hamlet or sprawling boomtown belted clear as bell o'er nor'easter howl undeterred by polar vortex windblown chilling atlas shrugged off undaunted facedown weathering arctic blast making snow angels comfortably numb jollity reverses frown even elderly folks sport about though grown spry stick figures shoveling tunnel courtesy white blanketed lockdown "careful ma am" not to fall on keister or crown. Presence of said parson linkedin with spate of blizzard conditions and Frosty the Snowman, whose power to bring society to standstill will not abate proof positive to commander in chief who cannot extricate whether from climate, and trumpets what he doth cogitate dismissing global warming - calling out "end of debate" twill usher doomsday, cuz he and trolling henchmen skate on thin ice, and whose dawdling crass, base actions only accelerate day of wreck conning when most species will lack mien ways to acclimate all the more rhyming reason to bid mortality adieu and slumber permanently battened down hatches with me sigh ease oompa loompa mate.