A Conversation With Charlotte

Me: Say Charlotte, is your story true?
C: It’s fictional, now are we through?

Me: So are you rich from telling yarns?
C: I’ve got nice threads, but live in barns.

Me: Are you a speedster in disguise?
C: I took a spin; I won a prize.

Me: So what’s your sport now, with your size?
C: Baseball, I guess, ‘cuz I catch flies.

Me: Do you take trips by ground or air?
C: I went by truck, seemed pretty fair.

Me: I hear your love of school is big?
C: I learned to spell and saved a pig!

Me: I hear you were a diplomat?
C: I once coerced a nasty rat.

Me: At this point, what’s your great concern?
C: I’m losing it; I talk to ferns.

Me: So is your life now on the skids?
C: You ever kept a thousand kids?

Me: Surely your life’s not been a dud?
C: You’ve clearly never sucked fly’s blood.

Me: So you’re concened with mental health?
C: I often try to hang myself.

Me: What helps most with life's flow and ebb?
C: I sit a lot and surf the web.

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(Inspired by Charlotte’s Web by E. B. White)

FIRST PLACE WINNER for ‘a conversation with a fictional character’ Poetry Contest Sponsored by Natasha L Scragg Submitted 2/4/22
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Watt Avatar
March 4, 2022 at 1:39 PM
I couldn't stop laughing as I read this, Jeff. I loved the "Baseball, I guess, ‘cuz I catch flies" line, and surfing the web ending is just classic. Well done, and congrats on your win ~ John
Kyser Avatar
March 4, 2022 at 1:46 PM
Thanks, John, I had great fun writing that one!
Gibson Avatar
March 2, 2022 at 10:44 AM
Chuckle, chuckle, chuckle - I love this one. Great job.
Kyser Avatar
March 2, 2022 at 10:55 AM
Thanks, Faye, that was indeed fun to write!
Y. Avatar
March 2, 2022 at 9:06 AM
Hi Jeff, I liked your conversation with Charlotte. Congrats on your win. Have a nice day-Alexis
Kyser Avatar
March 2, 2022 at 10:55 AM
Thanks, Alexis!
Hankins Avatar
February 5, 2022 at 9:51 AM
Superb! Jeff. I suppose it would be wise to withdraw my entry!!!! Loved this.
Kyser Avatar
February 5, 2022 at 10:33 AM
I never would have thought to write something like this if it weren't for the contest, thanks, I did enjoy this one a lot.
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