My Four Year Old Son Is Sad He Can'T Do the Pole Vault

Olympic stuff ain’t easy I’ve false started many times At the traffic lights At meal times Conversations in the office lounge area And other events I’d rather not mention Alright go on then Let me fill you in At McDonald’s At the flipping birds At peristerophobia At the park Pole vaulting is not a dangerous sport But the internet has told me Even though a pole requires A hefty investment It is necessary