Son Humorous Poems

I went for my early morning run,
just me and my young son.
It was to be a lot of fun,
then home for a hot cross bun.
We...

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At the country club a sight for sore eyes
Brunch with the bunch and giraffic surprise
Two tall orders, son of a gun
It surely beat the hole-in-one!
Anticipating...

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Make that one look like a trollop grandma said.
We thought that she had lost it; blown something inside her head.
Here are the clothes I want...

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A wise poet said:
“You are captain of your own ship!”
My employer said: “Not here, Buddy!”
My wife said, “Yes dear, after you take
out the garbage and...

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"My words may be fact or fiction, only the reader can decide!"
Quote by Poet


Uplifting

Unless you have been very well blessed 
Perfect pert breasts often sag...

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It's world book day and all through the land,
Mums and dads have their head in their hands,
Cos the kids told them at bed time as...

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Mary had a flock of sheep but just one was a ram
She also had a giving nature… and a brand new pram

Mary tries so earnestly...

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My blimp is on the fritz again
The hovercraft just popped
I surely cannot take the car
That’s jacked up in the shop

The bus won’t come out to...

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They met each other in the circus, their son told me.
I was watching them balance each other on one lone knee.
They were fascinating, I had...

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Patience is a virtue son, the pirate said.
But he never had any from birth ‘til dead.
His son watched him and learned his ways.
Having a baby...

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…..BREAKING..... HEADLINE..... NEWS.....
this Xmas eve day 2023

After a top secret clandestine conclave,
one or more sans eight Reindeer forsake
played cow word, and spelt, spilt, spoilt,
et cetera...

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A woman I had never met attended a meeting at work.
Someone asked "how are you?"
She gave us the rundown which lasted eight minutes.
“after my dad...

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Redneck dad was determined to not like his daughter’s beau.
He was from the other side of the bush, the money side.
His parents were probably stuck...

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When my chef son came home from the navy
He wanted to make Thanksgiving gravy
And would like to process
A live Turkey they’d bless
And then sought out...

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The last organ grinder (I’ve been told)
hailed from Boston and died very old.
When his barrel organ
got played by his son,
in his grave the dead Fred...

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