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For Contest: Ewe Too                  Sponsor: Natasha L Scragg

13 February 2024
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Mary Had A Little Pram

Mary had a flock of sheep but just one was a ram
She also had a giving nature… and a brand new pram

Mary tries so earnestly to tend her grazing flock
Not so easy since the day she slipped out of her frock

Her boyfriend like a Navy Seal was in and out post haste
And she was left so unfulfilled, her virtue gone to waste

She stood her ground and watched her sheep until she grew so tired
She dozed off while she watched her ram do what her ewes desired

She woke up when an evening chill had given her a shiver
And nine months on a midwife had a baby to deliver

So now she sleeps on duty; tired from tending child and ewes
Her nightmares feature needy sheep and children stood in queues

The guilt she feels for sleeping while she should be tending sheep
Is worsened for she has a child to watch unlike Bo Peep

She stood up and she checked her bairn like any decent Ma
Her bairn, so sweet, gave her a smile and made a little Baaaaa!

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But then a shadow blocked the sky and Mary woke for real
She saw the farmer’s gorgeous son and made a little squeal

Mary told her baby, “Shh,” and double checked her flock
And as the sun went down again she slipped out of her frock
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Fowler Avatar
March 21, 2024 at 7:13 AM
Back with congrats Terry! :)
Rodrigues Avatar
March 20, 2024 at 3:15 PM
Funny! congratulations!
Scragg Avatar
March 19, 2024 at 4:53 AM
Hi, you must have added the bit after the asterisk after entering as I didn't see this part of your poem. A fun entry. Good rhythm and flow. Congrats on your placement.
Fowler Avatar
February 24, 2024 at 7:24 AM
ROTFL Terry (quite the vision eh?). Love this story about Mary! :)
Flood Avatar
February 24, 2024 at 2:53 PM
Thanks, Linda. So glad you enjoyed. Terry
Edmonds  Avatar
February 14, 2024 at 9:27 AM
Hilarious Terry, Mary should learn not to unfrock at night, and realise how pretty maids become the light of life… Beryl
Flood Avatar
February 24, 2024 at 2:51 PM
Ah, but this Mary, rather like the other Mary, can be quite contrary ;-) Glad it gave you a giggle. Terry
Fisher Avatar
February 13, 2024 at 5:15 PM
What the frock, Mary's all grown up. Enjoyed your daring tale and rhymes, Terry!
Flood Avatar
February 24, 2024 at 2:47 PM
Thanks, David. Glad you enjoyed Mary’s antics. Terry
Lane Avatar
February 13, 2024 at 6:34 AM
Mary should try to remember how her garden and babies grow. It's not with silver bells, but with... well, you know about those Cockell shells. Terry, your humor and imagination has no limit. Thank goodness!
Flood Avatar
February 13, 2024 at 10:40 AM
Thank heavens I don’t eat cockles. Mind you, before I found the contest, my humour certainly did have a limit… my mind was as empty as one of those very cockle shells. So with that in mind I’m chuffed that you enjoyed this. Terry
M  Avatar
February 13, 2024 at 12:14 AM
So so clever and funny and somewhat naughty my funny friend!! You have such a talent for writing humour Terry….for me the wittiest poet on P.S…..as l said before you are the King of last liners!! Debx
Flood Avatar
February 13, 2024 at 10:50 AM
PS… your flattery did not go unnoticed and is most appreciated. However, monetary reward will not be forthcoming ;-)
Flood Avatar
February 13, 2024 at 10:31 AM
Thanks, Deb. Actually, I was scrabbling around in my head for inspiration when I decided to check the contests… and “Thank you, Natasha.” I thought, “Surely I can write something about a sheep.” Took about half an hour… so now I’m scratching my head again ;-)
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