Dad Humorous Poems
These Dad Humorous poems are examples of Humorous poems about Dad. These are the best examples of Humorous Dad poems written by international poets.
Easter as interpreted by oneEaster as interpreted by one...
rebated, rebelled, rebirthed, rebooted,
and rebuked courtesy
one ill shod Unitarian atheist,
who means NOT to affect
any sacrilegious fallout
nor offend devoutly religious...
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humorous, adventure, bible, celebration, christian,
Captain Of Your Own ShipA wise poet said:
“You are captain of your own ship!”
My employer said: “Not here, Buddy!”
My wife said, “Yes dear, after you take
out the garbage and...
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Categories:
dad, giggle, humorous, husband,
Dad Limericks - See Notes
Dad went to work on an egg each day
Til one day the egg cracked on the way
Pants covered in yolk
It was not a joke
That...
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dad, humorous,
Bunnies Welcome Spring
As a kid I had three bunnies,
they were free I paid no moneys.
It was Easter time,
I had won them and they were all mine.
I had...
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humorous, animal, child, dad, easter,
Undone
I was only four,
when Blackie my dog died.
My dad ran my best friend over,
yes it was a horrible accident.
I was...
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humorous, cat, dad, heart, love,
Circus Mom and DadThey met each other in the circus, their son told me.
I was watching them balance each other on one lone knee.
They were fascinating, I had...
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humorous,
January 13th 2024 Happy Lxv-th birthday Matthew Scott HarrisJanuary 13th 2024 - Happy Lxv-th birthday Matthew Scott Harris
date of conception:? ~ Late March – mid April 1958.
date of parturition: January xiii, mcmlix.
date...
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humorous, age, appreciation, birthday, celebration,
Meeting EyeoreA woman I had never met attended a meeting at work.
Someone asked "how are you?"
She gave us the rundown which lasted eight minutes.
“after my dad...
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humorous,
Boyfriend Melts a Redneck DadRedneck dad was determined to not like his daughter’s beau.
He was from the other side of the bush, the money side.
His parents were probably stuck...
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humorous,
My Family Is Mucked UpMy family is all mucked up she tells her date.
We have multiple diagnoses.
My dad is mentally deranged, a psychopath.
He has probably killed people.
My mom is...
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humorous,
The Last Organ GrinderI can still remember visiting a small musical town,
a young boy holding his hat and singing his heart out for money.
His...
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humorous, boy, dad, dog, music,
Fretfully Aching To Feel Fit As a FiddleFretfully aching to feel fit as a fiddle
After experiencing a severe,
albeit violent near lethal bout
of irritable bowel syndrome
(yesterday night August 30th, 2023)
triggered courtesy dulcolax caplets...
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Categories:
humorous, abuse, angst, anxiety, dad,
Got Your Fluff Again"Got your fluff again"
(for purpose of this poem
pronounce last word uh gain).
The missus uttered
aforementioned phrase
as she pulled a clump of my hair
from out the clogged...
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Categories:
humorous, appreciation, august, dad, father,
My Father's GardenIt was summer time, a time for planting and reaping
and when it came to my dad well he could make that garden sing
He...
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Categories:
appreciation, humorous,
Little Bikini On the Beach"All a man really wants, is a girl who looks good in a bikini."
- Jack Freestone
More skin makes my heart pound, ...
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Categories:
humorous, beach, clothes, heart, humor,