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Beauty Humorous Poems

These Beauty Humorous poems are examples of Humorous poems about Beauty. These are the best examples of Humorous Beauty poems written by international poets.


All hail The Silver Skins
 (with nudity optional)


Not another effort from The Lefts bleating masses, but the sparkily aristocracy of cerebral-celebritys; their binary-duality sweeping earth-wise. 

I don't object to...

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Categories: humorous, columbus day, community, earth



Premium Member Uplifting
By Poet "The faces of pretty flowers will brighten anyone's day."

Under the bright blue sky
Pretty flowers are blooming to catch your eye
Lifting their many colors...

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Categories: humorous, beauty, blue, flower, love,

Premium Member Spring Ethereal Lanterns
"Ethereal Lanterns Poetry Contest"

Winter has gone to sleep,
fast asleep for another year.
Spring has opened it's eyes,
for a new season.
The cold of the winter,
has turned into...

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Categories: humorous, beauty, birth, flower, friend,

Premium Member Rose
I started out as a pretty rose bud,
the rains are coming maybe even a flood.
Then the bright sun will come out,
my pedals open up without...

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Categories: humorous, beauty, butterfly, drink, garden,

Premium Member Defying Predictability
With hair ablaze, a jester unconfined,
I scoffed at the mundane, its life declined.
My wardrobe, a riot, a rhapsody bold,
Mismatched socks my standard, stories untold.

In classrooms...

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Categories: humorous, angst, character, conflict, humor,



Premium Member Einstein Meme's
His intellectual achievements and originality have made the word Einstein broadly synonymous with genius. Albert Einstein’s brother was a monster, his name, FrankEinstein.

Einstein was asked...

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© I Am Anaya  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humorous,

Premium Member Melons Mabel
*A very loose form of Limerick, 
          but Mabel deserves lots of syllables.


There once was a...

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© Lin Lane  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humorous,

Absolute deafening silence
Absolute deafening silence...

during and after a moderate snowfall
today January 19th, 2024,
within Southeastern Pennsylvania
and elsewhere across the Eastern Seaboard,
whereby blanket of whiteness
muffles sounds of civilization.

I hate...

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Categories: humorous, adventure, age, angel, appreciation,

Premium Member Sipping Coffee
I am the coffee cup,  
holding the coffee which is God.  
He fills me with sweetness and warmth,  
so others can enjoy...

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Categories: humorous, beauty, drink, god, heart,

Premium Member Winter's Slumber
"Bears sleep all winter. Spring is their wake up call." Quote By Poet   

All summer we have had fun,  
playing and running...

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Categories: humorous, animal, life, sleep, snow,

Healthy Senior
HEALTHY SENIOR

My mother used to feed me to grow up big and strong
Cauliflower and broccoli, some foods that taste so wrong
How could anyone believe that...

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Categories: humorous, age, beauty, body, hope,

Premium Member Books and Tea
Shelves filled with all kinds of books,
will take a plain wall and make it pretty,
this makes real beauty for you and I.


Maybe some hot rose...

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Categories: humorous, beauty, books, drink, fun,

Premium Member Perfection
when I look at a bird
in a tree
the first thing
I notice is
its colours
are
within the lines...

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Categories: humorous, animal, beauty, bird, color,

Fox Cubs and Foxgloves
Mother was away, plucking hens
So I got my mead, in the special hip flask
Sat by the fence, just by the green
Time slipped along, Ken joined...

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Categories: humorous, beauty, drink, friendship, funny,

Premium Member Colorful
Quote By Poet: "God's pretty colors paint a pretty day for us to enjoy."

God paints butterflies
magical colors to see
dancing on flowers.

God paints all flowers
from His...

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Categories: humorous, animal, beauty, butterfly, flower,


Book: Shattered Sighs