Ballad Humor Poems
These Ballad Humor poems are examples of Humor poems about Ballad. These are the best examples of Humor Ballad poems written by international poets.
Squirm the GermSquirm the Germ
Vs.1
There’s a germ, his name is Squirm, he lives inside our head, and when we cough or sneeze or wheeze, he jumps...
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humor, caregiving, child, education, health,
The Ballad of TuxIt was just this morning. That it was.
At the table there sat only three.
There was Tux, the foam Linux penguin.
The others were my...
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age, childhood, dream, humor,
Ballad of Big Luwas once a dance hall girl named big Lu
she made men feel happy too
had an ache? she knew what to do
she worked in a saloon...
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humor, 10th grade, 11th grade,
The Ballad of Villonia Beebe, a Life In Three Parts: Part 3Obituary
The following notice recently appeared in the Toad Suck Monthly News Express. The management apologizes for the tardiness of its publication:
Ms. Villonia Beebe has passed...
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humor, obituary,
The Ballad of Villonia Beebe, a Life In Three Parts: Part 2The Middle Years
She'd been wooed by dukes and diplomats
From Nome to Nagasaki,
Kept by mobsters, bishops, bureaucrats,
And a movie mogul's lackey.
She'd been plied with jewels, a...
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humor,
The Ballad of Villonia Beebe, a Life In Three Parts: Part 1An Overview
When Villonia Beebe was a baby of three
She got it in her head to trim the Christmas tree.
She lit all the pretty candles,
Tossed the...
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humor,
Light Verse and Nonsense Verse ViLIGHT VERSE AND NONSENSE VERSE VI
On the Horns of a Dilemma (I)
by Michael R. Burch
Love has become preposterous
for the over-endowed rhinoceros:
when he meets the right...
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fun, funny, giggle, humor,
The Saint Patrick's Day Robbery At Milton Creek BankIn the town of Milton Creek the sun was starting to rise
And Jenna was planning for Ranger David a lovely surprise
Unbeknown to him preparations were...
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america, humor, ireland, western,
My Country BalladIn my mournful country ballad I wrote
My heart's achin' like a giraffe with a sore throat
But when folks hear giraffe
They just throw things and laugh
Somehow...
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humor,
The Ballad of Daphne and Jack, the SequelGather 'round me, my dears,
I'll continue the tale
Of a princess and her pirate lover.
Of her crown unencumbered,
They pillaged and plundered
As they wandered the seven seas...
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adventure, humor, princess,
The Ballad of Daphne and Jack, a Romance of the High SeasListen, my dears, and I'll tell you a tale
Of a princess, a pirate, and glory.
There's a shipwreck, a rescue,
A romance, a ransom,
And a handicapped whale...
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adventure, humor, princess, romance,
Ballad of the Lone RangerThe Lone Ranger and Tonto
For years two loyal friends
Riding the range together
Fighting for justice's ends.
Kimo Sabe and his side kick
A Masked Man on his White...
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adventure, friendship, humor,
The Ballad of Pedro and LuisIt was hot and arid in the desert
No wind, no breeze, not a breath
And Pedro and Luis were lost
And so very close to ...
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Categories:
destiny, fate, humor,
My Country BalladIn my mournful country ballad I wrote
My heart's achin' like a giraffe with a sore throat
But when folks hear giraffe
They just throw things and laugh
Somehow...
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Categories:
humor, music,
The Ballad of Freddie and FloThis is a story about Freddie and Flo,
They lived in Baltimore a long time ago.
It might be called a May-September romance
And shows how love can...
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humor,