Ballad of Big Lu

was once a dance hall girl named big Lu she made men feel happy too had an ache? she knew what to do she worked in a saloon called little blue most wives were jealous of Big Lu she gave no lessons of what to do and they did not have a clue they shunned her on the street, our Lu niece of old Teddy V. Waterloo She retained her confidence, our hero, Lu married up with a rich guy named Tiny Stew could now be respectable in town of Slew stuck-ups wanted to be her friends now too but now they were shunned by our hero, Big Lu who remembered how snotty they would do they were just too damned mean to Big Lu