Holloween Poems

Kitty Ghost Host

Kitty Ghost Host

My cat Champ's a gracious host this Halloween night
Filling each bag with three Snickers and a Kit-Kat bite
But is reality blurring?
Champ floats by me purring
He's a translucent ghost-host, such a frightful sight!

Halloween Promenade

The dance was a misguided tour
Masks and dresses Halloween 
Themed promenade of sexes
Dark and dimly lighted
We invaded the wilderness 
Beneath the hallowed moon
The wolves howling in the distance 
Not one of us fearing their brutality 
For assured that our costumes
And our numbers would keep
The creatures of the night away
One, two, three, one, two ,three
Living and

Jeff, I'M Back

I'm your recall demon and alas, I am back
This Halloween be wary when you hit the sack
For that night while you're dreaming
I'll have you wake up screaming
But for five bowls of Snickers, I might not attack!

H/T "Factory Recall" by Jeff Kyser
Written 10/26/22

Don'T Miss Out

This Halloween I'll hand out no candy
Just yachts, fast cars, and Napoleon Brandy
Yes, I'll be spreading my wealth
My friends, here's to your health!
There's fine wine ready and my checkbook handy

Written 10/11/22

Holloween Hope

By mail in at the poll
Get there is gold
Tho its holloween
Wear a mask is the theme
Don,t poke  go vote
It's the
HoLLOWEEN HOPE

Holloween Party

its was night
when  light
theyer shinning bright
its was pack
the party was stack
they to eat spam ham
and to jam
the music  was soul pop and hip hop
it got them sterted
the
HOLLOWEEN PARTY

Village Holloween Queens

itts  i city  of queen night
some dress in white
glow under street light
its come once a year
some  come bare
show it all
its night of villige ball
comes every fall
the mask can look mean
its
BIG CITY
HOLLOWEEN  QUEEN

On Holloween Spooks Or Out

watch your step
or you will wept
theyer comming soon
so watch the moon
on this night
some wear all white 
no doudt
ON HOLLOWEEN
SPOOKS OR OUT

Watch Yourself Its Holloween

its comming soon
the gost will bloom
on this night
under street lights
what you see in white
it could be real
here's the deal
don't fall for the dream
WATCH OUT
ITS HOLLOWEEN

My Holloween Pie

yout sweet 
have nices teeth
your gost i seek
this is no lie
YOUR
MY HOLLOWEEN
PIE

Soon Holloween

no doudt creeks come out
there aa full moon
this is not a dream
the night of mean
no in  between
SOON  HOLLOWEEN

Holloween Party

we invite
sootme wore pants tight
it was a jam
we serve spice ham
it music of funk
you jump hip bump
was mask 
was a task 
it got started 
at our
HOLLOWEEN PARTY

Watch Holloween Mask

its a night of fun
be ready to run
whos ot the gun
its  your task
not   be fool
its not cool
WATCH
HOLLOWEEN MASK

Zombie Mimes - Holloween Horror

They're out there on the streets 
I can see them as I crack my blinds
They're passing by so silently
I'm to freaked to step outside

I know that if they catch me
They'll put me in an imaginary box
And keep me there til midday 
Where they'll have my brains for lunch

Or tie me up with an imaginary rope
To

Philmon the Mad Scientist-Scary Holloween Edition

Everyone in town knows
Philmon is a mad scientist
It's not his little hunchback buddy
Or the crazy smocks in which he's always dressed

It's not the lighting clouds over his house
Or the strange sounds from which his basement grew
No, it's not any of those things
That gives the town it's clue

It's not all of the darkened birds
That hang out

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