Son Hilarious Poems

Twice told toilet tale – a cheeky execrable gross fable

which poetic product best be affixed 
with hashtag STINKY label.

As a young whippersnapper
and one precocious lad...

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Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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I am a poet with many lovers
Girls of the same mother; they're all sisters
It feels good being polygamous
And I'm lucky that my girls aren't jealous

I...

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It is what it is
I see the sobbing boy holding his empty cone,
ice cream scoop on the floor as his dad hugs
him and says, Don’t...

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The Strange Truces of King Arthur
by Michael R. Burch

Artur took Cabal, his hound,
and Carwennan, his knife,
and his sword forged by Wayland
and Merlyn, his falcon,
and, saying...

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There's lots of play to underwear. 
I'll try to be discreet. 
It stretches to contain my boys 
Who hang down t'wards my feet. 
Elastic waistband...

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Son: Would you make me a sandwich?
Dad: Poof! You're a sandwich... that's rich!
That one's a hoot
Pretty clever to boot
Don't scratch if the damn thing don't...

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George worked in a construction company. He spent all his days walking the steel beam but when he got home, he became the master of...

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I was a pretty devilish driver, fearlessly wreck-less; a deal is a deal.
I drove a car for six hundred miles, it lost its right front...

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Dadd's tied up at work son, so he'll be late for din-din
But why is Daddy tied up, was he captured by a bunch of Injuns
Didn't...

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Wow, honey, never thought our son would go that far
That catapult's amazing, go get him, hope it doesn't leave a scar
Told you once
Told you twonce
He's...

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Okay, time for a chuckle and have I got a good one

Wife Cathie, VP son Scottie and I went to a garage sale on Saturday

Along...

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Every morning at a quarter to six, I can hear my he him trotting down the hallway to the bed where I lay, shriveled up...

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Malaise is a Feeling like Trump

Malaise is just feeling; you're feeling it too?
So many seem troubled, don't know what to do.
But knee-jerk reactors can't pass...

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HOMICIDE
					I shot him,
Blood allover the walls,
Night ain't real,
Scavengers poking his body,
Children screaming and panting, 
Am numb,speechless and arrogant.

Silence is the environment, 
Dark is the light,...

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