Polygamous Poet

I am a poet with many lovers
Girls of the same mother; they're all sisters
It feels good being polygamous
And I'm lucky that my girls aren't jealous

I love the Japanese girl called Haiku
She's short and sweet and that's just cool
All she desire is three lines
Of seventeen syllables with sweet rhymes

Limerick, Epic, Ode and Acrostic
All are my babies and they're cute without lipstick
They share fun, tell a story and give praises
But they're always naked so I clothe them with words as dresses

Not too long ago, I started to date couplet
And now she's pregnant with a twin set 

In a relationship with Free verse
Although she flirts with other poets
I still love her cause she has less stress

Had a date with Elegies
But I don't really love her
She brings sad memories
I pray to hear her say it's over

From how it seems, I think Lyric is crushing
My phone been busy with her calls and texting
She's pretty interesting, I'll give her a chance to say her emotions and feelings

I made sonnet divorce Shakespeare 
Took her to the court and gave her a ring to wear
Can't go deep with her, that's the sad thing
But she's a darling just at age fourteen

I got deep love for Bouts-Rimes
She loves to play the poetry game
Give me words and say I should create rhyming scheme

All of my partners are daughters of the same mother
So just call me Josh; poetry Son In-law
Copyright © | Year Posted 2020


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Date: 11/1/2024 7:46:00 AM
Thanks for sharing this... exposing your thoughts through your unique poetic style. Meanwhile, I greet you with the love of the Lord, expressed by John 3:16 of the Bible, "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life." Be blessed.
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Date: 6/18/2020 8:27:00 PM
What a funny and clever poem! Enjoyed it a lot. Carole :D
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Date: 6/6/2020 7:10:00 PM
This is too funny! What a cool way to talk about poetry! Enjoyed this, thank-you!
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Date: 6/4/2020 6:03:00 PM
Clever and fun to read. Nice!
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Date: 5/17/2020 5:22:00 PM
Mann. You created such a realistic humor. I love the innovation...
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Date: 5/12/2020 7:17:00 AM
This is a great work beyond imagination, you penned the realistic attributes of poem and it's structure and how writer use and relate to them with your impeccable phrases and exotic words structure, keep it up family.
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Date: 5/12/2020 1:58:00 PM
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