A Real Class Act

Okay, time for a chuckle and have I got a good one Wife Cathie, VP son Scottie and I went to a garage sale on Saturday Along with our golden retriever Annie I was in charge of making sure I had a good hold of her leash Annie behaved really well, dropping little treasure on a few lawns Scottie dutifully picked them up and placed them in a little green bag Neatly tied the end and placed it in his pocket Bought a couple of gadgets for a song and continued on home Then it was off to the signing for his new car Followed by a celebratory meal in a classy restaurant Finally back home exhausted, we each had a wee nappy-poo Upon waking, my sharp-as-a-tack son put his hand in his pocket And broke into an uncontrollable fit of laughter There, neatly wrapped was that little green poop bag Which he had neatly tucked away through all of the day's events The signing, the restaurant, the wee nappy-poo!!! We were totally convulsed with uncontrollable laughter For a good half hour or more... a real class act eh! LOL
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Date: 7/16/2018 2:00:00 PM
Haha, glad the bag didn't split open lol
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Jack Ellison
Date: 7/16/2018 2:35:00 PM
Fortunately!!!! Sure made up crack up though!!!!!! LOL
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