Pain Hilarious Poems

I was so offended my head fell off 
my independent body wandered lost 
it was a pain beyond all battlefields 
a bomb in my face...

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When I was a child I spoke as a Child!   
 As a StoryTeller things changed, and I still speak as a child
A...

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Patient to doctor said so sore
“I can’t bear this pain any more
 Kill me…I want to die
My lips are going dry”
Said doc, “For that I...

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Milk
I try to pour myself a glass of milk
The milk thinks the counter is a glass

Notebook
I try to grab my notebook to write this now
The...

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Appaloosa, Mustang or Paint
Breeds to ride and love, breeds who ain’t
Broken by pain or heartbreak
But show them a rattlesnake
That horse won’t have much self-restraint




Put Your...

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Mother asked her big brother to pass the sugar;

big brother ruined it by splashing on liquor;

father rued spilt liquor by throwing his jigger

that hit sister...

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I had to take my Uncle Jakey to the emergency room, no doubt. 
He was screaming and wailing so loudly we scared crows on the...

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The saying “This too shall pass” doesn’t work for me. It has dug a hole in my heart and dwelled. Storms that have come and...

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C'mon Gimme A Botox Smile!

'Pon bing asked by spouse, while she didst dock
and pooched herself abed 
handily at nine o'clock
to see "handsome" pedigree dentastix
dog face...

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Cohen’s a snitch, an eel,
A despicable squeal,
Why I once trusted this horrible man,
This sniveling lawyer whose life is a sham,
Is simply beyond me a momentary...

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I’ve picked it up a hundred times
yet dropped it just once more
So I give up, the blasted thing
can lay there on the floor

And stepping out...

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Golden Years


Golden Years who’s kidding who
It’s a farce It’s just not true
Try us old folks to deceive
More like rust I do believe.

Take ARTHRITIS when your...

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The Soul-train was leaving the station,
Believers were gathered on board.
Their hands were all reaching for heaven, 
And happily praising the lord.
But someone was left on...

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Malaise is a Feeling like Trump

Malaise is just feeling; you're feeling it too?
So many seem troubled, don't know what to do.
But knee-jerk reactors can't pass...

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Oh Dear, What Can the Matter Be?

Oh Dear, what can the matter be?
Are the fish dying in the sea?
If not, I hope the world will...

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