Helmut Poems - Poems about Helmut

...WHEN THE FROG GROWS HAIRS To her, my sister Santa Pe Slim and pretty Our mother wanted to marry As soon as possible But she didn't want to do. Forced, she met a boy That he loved her But she ......Read the rest...

...Helmut Herzfelde as John Heartffield did weld A founder of Dada in 1910 'less is more' his motto then......Read the rest...

... When young, I drooled over muscular soccer thighs. I did not a rip about deep blue skies! I even dated a super FIFA star! To me, he was a bronzed, god-like,a......Read the rest...

...“Dammit I'm mad” backward is “Dammit I'm mad” No misunderstanding there, to the point I must add We can schmooze and cadoodle Chance a bop on the noodle A helmut is good protection in cas......Read the rest...

...“Dammit I'm mad” spelled backwards is “Dammit I'm mad” No misunderstanding there, right to the point I might add We can schmooze and cadoodle But chance a bop on the noodle A helmut is go......Read the rest...

...Heard it's good luck if a seagull poops on your head Screw the good luck, should have worn a helmut instead Nasty old peckers Disgusting flying lechers Gonna shoot 'em down with my bow'n ......Read the rest...

...Bastogne 1944 It was cold, so cold because they hadn’t given us warm clothes for the winter, or to die in: Germans and SS surrounded us and the aroma of their hot food and Heil Hitler! warm f......Read the rest...

...Because of my farting I'm stuck in one room In my mansion on Hoity-Toit Hill The force of the gas Expelled from my ass Propels me along, “What a thrill!” As my butt cheeks expand I a......Read the rest...

...Dull, dank depressing Summer Solstice. A pretty chesnut pony ridden by a little girl on the pavement (sidewalk to our cousins across the Pond) wishing to be a wild rider, but not along the High S......Read the rest...

...the street curves away from my window three white parallels of traffic windrows shivering in almost invisibly falling snow the tightly clenched rhododendron fingers show temperature as well as an......Read the rest...