Heater Poems - Poems about Heater

The Space Heater I am sitting on the porch watching the birds at the feeder my husband just filled. He is a sweetheart, and I am blessed. I was thinking. I was praying. Every breath... to Him on high! Almost, nearly no one... just me noticed the female cardinal. She was there. Beautiful in her own right. Not bright red, but a warm,...

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A new day began, I sprained my right hand! Then my furnace decided to "give up the ghost" Neighbor brought friend who would understand; soon, room became as warm as toast. then it stopped dead--all was lost ...

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our room heater now keeps me warmth on winter nights after my wife leaves but I know she needs it more with her at underground grave...

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Usually have to catch my breath When admiring a gorgeous young creature Basically start panting Love songs I'm chanting Except for too much heat from my tiny heater...

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In life you learn the true valuables, Hot water is gold when the heater goes, All my cash I'd give out To have steam from the spout Taking a literal cold shower blows! 4/22/18...

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My faucets run cold, what IS this about? My hot-water-heater-tank pilot light's out! Press down that red button and click 'til I pout Then spew out a string (my religion in doubt) My stove-top still lights, I can still take a bath! Boil three piping pots full (I HOPE that will pass) Teeter and totter like I'm walkin' through glass---- The stopper...

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Know how to turn it on You Love Lord...

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(This is a fictional poem) I was naked and I bumped into my heater. It put a second degree burn on my peter. I couldn't have sex for over a month so my wife walked out the door. When I peed, it hurt like hell because my wiener was so sore....

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