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The Space Heater

The Space Heater

I am sitting on the porch
watching the birds at the feeder
my husband just filled. 
He is a sweetheart, 
and I am blessed.

I was thinking. 
I was praying. 
Every breath...
to Him on high!

Almost, nearly no one... 
just me
noticed the female cardinal.
She was there. 
Beautiful in her own right. 
Not bright red, 
but a warm,

Categories: heater, bible, blessing, christian, christmas,
Form: Free verse

Heater and Hand and Heros--Oh My

A new day began, I sprained my right hand!
Then my furnace decided to "give up the ghost"
Neighbor brought friend who would understand;
soon, room became as warm as toast.
               then it stopped dead--all was lost

Categories: heater, hero, muse, smile, winter,
Form: Rhyme

Room Heater

our room heater now
keeps me warmth on winter nights
after my wife leaves 
but I know she needs it more
with her at underground grave

Categories: heater, life, love, wife, winter,
Form: Tanka

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

My Tiny Heater

Usually have to catch my breath
When admiring a gorgeous young creature
Basically start panting
Love songs I'm chanting
 Except for too much heat from my tiny heater

Categories: heater, humorous,
Form: Limerick

Woe of the Water Heater

In life you learn the true valuables,
Hot water is gold when the heater goes,
All my cash I'd give out
To have steam from the spout
Taking a literal cold shower blows!

4/22/18

Categories: heater, money, power, water,
Form: Limerick

Hot Water Heater Woes

My faucets run cold, what IS this about?
My hot-water-heater-tank pilot light's out!
Press down that red button and click 'til I pout
Then spew out a string (my religion in doubt)

My stove-top still lights, I can still take a bath!
Boil three piping pots full (I HOPE that will pass)
Teeter and totter like I'm walkin' through glass----
The stopper

Categories: heater, angst,
Form: Light Verse

Are You a Heater Or a Cooler

Know how to turn it on
You
Love
Lord

Categories: heater, faith,
Form: Free verse

My Peter Was Burned By a Heater

(This is a fictional poem)

I was naked and I bumped into my heater.
It put a second degree burn on my peter.
I couldn't have sex for over a month so my wife walked out the door.
When I peed, it hurt like hell because my wiener was so sore.

Categories: heater, angst, funny, wife,
Form: I do not know?