Funny Health Poems
These Funny Health poems are examples of Health poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Health Funny poems written by international poets.
I Followed The PathI followed the path because I recognised it
as the path that followed me
sunlight made the pebbles paler
as I made them darker like a shadow
I...
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Categories:
health, angst, anxiety, depression, introspection,
PeaceHow would it feel to wake up with no worry?
No more pain, sorrow or anxiety
No more overthinking? How happy I’d be
Free from this...
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Categories:
beach, deep, mental health,
Seijakuhey math tutor, I need help.
kids with questions - five at once!
multitasking, aging, geezer.
too much, too much, who needs help?
tasks need doing, people are waiting.
computers,...
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Categories:
mental health, peace, stress,
Looking For A Brain
Having a CT Scan in a couple of days
Most likely looking for a brain
Hope they find something that resembles such
Not finding one might be a...
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Categories:
health,
The RainI f*cking love the rain.
Storms are even better.
I love to hear of your canceled plans
As you stand there, getting wetter
I adore the miserable...
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Categories:
health, angst, depression, funny, garden,
Jeff The Three-Legged WormJeff the three-legged worm
they weren’t his legs
but legs that he’d found
from old bits of twig
just scattered around
he once saw a centipede
who laughed and made fun
of...
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Categories:
health, anti bullying, anxiety, children,
Social fcking MediaIt's all about f*cking; the pictures and the reels.
The snapshots of sh*t you should know isn't real.
A generation of adults with less hope than the...
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Categories:
health, anger, culture, dark, funny,
You are Safe now DearTrying to remind myself that I'm safe
knowing I'm on the verge of crashing
traumatic events forced upon my space
terrorist threats identity fraud blinding...
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Categories:
anxiety, health, meaningful, military,
Just A Girl
She's not yet a pre-teen.
She is Herself everyday.
She has no idea that anyone could hate her
or think she is bad.
She loves how...
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Categories:
health, change, encouraging, gender, girl,
Loretta Devil ---- to the tune of Cruella DevilLoretta Devil
Loretta Devil
She thinks she's queen of the hill
When she's hitting that herb at will
The smack of her lips, the glaze in her stare
All the...
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Categories:
age, crazy, funny, health,
etiquetteI’m in the residential dining hall with my suitemates Lisa and Sunny. We’re talking about sausages.
Why? Because April 30th is ‘National Sausage day.”
Someone mentioned that...
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Categories:
health, humor, school,
Squirm the GermSquirm the Germ
Vs.1
There’s a germ, his name is Squirm, he lives inside our head, and when we cough or sneeze or wheeze, he jumps...
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Categories:
caregiving, child, education, health,
Uplifting“If you keep only healthy food in your cupboard and fridge, you will eat good food.” – Errick McAdams
“You need a steroid to fix your...
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health,
HumorInstead of acting like you’re in mourning
Add a smile and say good morning
Instead of walking around with a frown
You can be happy without being a...
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Categories:
fun, funny, health, humor,
How to Get Out of the FunkI am recovering my mojo, though I have almost no hair
That damn Chemo stuff took it away, and one day it was not there
And it...
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Categories:
angst, cancer, health, heartbreak,