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Looking For A Brain

Having a CT Scan in a couple of days
Most likely looking for a brain
Hope they find something that resembles such
Not finding one might be a strain

Might think the Scanner is no longer working
Nothing's showing up on the screen
Came up with an idea for having some fun
Pulled the plug and heard someone scream

“Look at this, this man's missing a brain”
Never in the annuls of medicine
Have they come across this rare phenomenon
His head's filled with a stuff like gelatin

Literally ten doctors were quickly summoned
All looked astonished and took notes
Chuckled to myself at the fuss I'd created
TV stations were looking for quotes!

Finally had to tell them of my fun little gig
But most didn't find it too funny
Told me, “Lie down and no more shenanigans
Or the nurse will call your mummy!

Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2024

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Jan Allison Date: 7/21/2024 9:54:00 AM I can relate to this Jack i had to have a special scan in the UK - one with radio active dye, a follow up MRI was done on the Island - i think they were so shocked they found my brain in the first one they had to do a follow up scan to double check lol. Hope it all goes well:-) hugs jan xx Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 7/21/2024 10:38:00 AM LOL Sure glad they found it dear sis! How's the weather on the IOM? Surprisingly here in southern Ontario weather is pretty moderate... quite mild in the summer months! Mid 80F today! Let's talk more often dear sis! Huggsies xx

Tom Cunningham Date: 7/21/2024 5:56:00 AM Lol, can just picture the scene Jack,everyone in a panic. Hope your day is going well. Tom Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 7/21/2024 6:08:00 AM Happy Sunday dear friend! Hope the week ahead finds you happy and full of life! Cheers!