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Looking For A Brain

Having a CT Scan in a couple of days Most likely looking for a brain Hope they find something that resembles such Not finding one might be a strain Might think the Scanner is no longer working Nothing's showing up on the screen Came up with an idea for having some fun Pulled the plug and heard someone scream “Look at this, this man's missing a brain” Never in the annuls of medicine Have they come across this rare phenomenon His head's filled with a stuff like gelatin Literally ten doctors were quickly summoned All looked astonished and took notes Chuckled to myself at the fuss I'd created TV stations were looking for quotes! Finally had to tell them of my fun little gig But most didn't find it too funny Told me, “Lie down and no more shenanigans Or the nurse will call your mummy!

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Jan Allison

Date: 7/21/2024 9:54:00 AM

I can relate to this Jack i had to have a special scan in the UK - one with radio active dye, a follow up MRI was done on the Island - i think they were so shocked they found my brain in the first one they had to do a follow up scan to double check lol. Hope it all goes well:-) hugs jan xx

Jack Ellison
Date: 7/21/2024 10:38:00 AM

LOL Sure glad they found it dear sis! How's the weather on the IOM? Surprisingly here in southern Ontario weather is pretty moderate... quite mild in the summer months! Mid 80F today! Let's talk more often dear sis! Huggsies xx

Tom Cunningham

Date: 7/21/2024 5:56:00 AM

Lol, can just picture the scene Jack,everyone in a panic. Hope your day is going well. Tom

Jack Ellison
Date: 7/21/2024 6:08:00 AM

Happy Sunday dear friend! Hope the week ahead finds you happy and full of life! Cheers!