Handy Poems - Poems about Handy

...Perry's Disinclination for Mushrooms A mushroom is not something new Inside some pasta or a stew. But, when it comes to feeding Perry, A mushroom is extraordinary! John's Surgery An eyeb......Read the rest...

...3 May 2024 9:25 AM I am a kind man but sometimes grouchy I am a neat man but sometimes slouchy I am a handy man but sometimes I can't I am a calm man but sometimes I rant I am a loving man......Read the rest...

...Steampunk Santa had a little gear wheel in his step. He moves so happily he has so much lovely pep! We watched him silently and noted his steampunk ways. He endeared himself to the convention thes......Read the rest...

..."Who will believe a mountebank? Everyone if she is good." ~Andy Griffith~ Carefully she wrote on the back of a fifty dollar bill. ”Have a happy birthday dear, I know you will” After writing th......Read the rest...

...I know a translator named Randy, whose skill with dialects is dandy. But I have the advantage of knowing sign language, and it really is quite handy. ......Read the rest...

...Psalm 23: OMG Internet My GR8 new provider! Hope UR all doing OK. Wanted to talk about OMG, Internet service offering GR8 package, So glad I switched recently! a) Excellent tech support (......Read the rest...

...Peter (my bf) and I were in Paris, about three weeks ago (I was on Spring break, he was on vacation from work). ‘Headstart for Happiness,’ by ‘the Style Council,’ was playing low somewhere. “This i......Read the rest...

...Still wrestling with impasse to contentment Dispense sing with fidelity blithely agog just me and mine dark shadow slinking along outer limits of the edge of night doth blog passivity, the p......Read the rest...

...VORACIOUS APPETITE My washing machine ate a sock today. This time it was a blue one. Last week, it had a taste for red And worse, it was a new one. I’ve read the user’s manu......Read the rest...

...Invisibly tortured courtesy existential nihilism Psyche wracked with agony impossible mission to extricate lovely bones they wanna remain permanently abed. I chiefly function to amass knowled......Read the rest...

...Walk slowly with me until we reach the other end of the sea, pick up a bucket of sand and throw it all over the land; dig a hole in the earth and plant a tree for the universe; it will tell you what ......Read the rest...

...You would think the obsession was a profession the way it worked on them day & night Their poker face came in handy hiding deep emotions but what the eyes spoke just wasn't right Compulsively wa......Read the rest...

... In 1755 a British army medical surgeon Richard Shuckburgh, while campaigning in Rensselaer New York, penned the nursery rhyme Yankee Doodle. This was used to mock the Colonists by the......Read the rest...

... Yonah, Ownah of the Eruv! Geo. Washington has the same birthday, Like George the Father of our Country, R’ Ribiat & Baila are blessed by many, Even TA’s Gabbai “By Jove!” Truly Baila’s roc......Read the rest...

...Barbie and Ken, Barbie and Ken, They’ve been an item since Christ-knows-when. He’s not Kenneth Connor, he’s not Kenneth Clarke Just Ken in the daylight and Ken after dark. Ken’s a rôle-mode......Read the rest...