Handy Poems - Poems about Handy

I need a helping hand Sorry, Mr Turpin, you won't be suitable....

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There was a beautiful girl called Mandy Barman Andy loved mixing her Shandy He did strange cocktails Topped with frothy ales She blew off his foam, to sip the Brandy A Funny Limerick - Make me Laugh Poetry Contest Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin Howmanysyllables 10/10/5/5/10 11/06/22...

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You have three hands; the third hand is the heart, it squeezes and lets go, grabs and releases. The heart that is a hand pummels you from the inside when you fall in love, it does not like to be ignored. If you fall for another, you had better let that hand in your heart know that it’s the best of all...

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The Handy Work of God David J Walker I call them my flowers as if They were really mine As if I really Owned the earth as if I could Make the sun shine as if could call down the rain as if I could refrain the storms angry hailstones As if I were anything more Than the gardener Admiring the handy work of God...

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Now, you see your mislaid candy, Still your very property and handy. So, don’t words with your sister bandy Nor repeat that her hair is sandy: You might be saying she was The Thief, Recklessly priming her for noisy grief; For that’s what ‘Sandy’ supplies in brief Whilst no daughter thief is fathered by a chief … And-Alas!-you let candy your...

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Handy Andy, fine figured and dandy Asked his mother for a piece of candy She gave him some gum But she came undone When he chomped it like their milk cow Mandy...

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A man who isn't handy is not necessarily a dandy If in trying times he's there What matter he can't fix a chair...

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More break-up Senryus to quickly, subtly cut that relationship cord: You’re a guy, I’m a girl... it turns out we’re just too different! Look, It’s not you – it’s me - turns out I don’t like you much anymore. Allegory time! You're a turkey, ok? And I'm going on a diet. You smile at him, and then say: "You've helped realize I'm gay."...

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Andy's guided a train Flown a small plane Steered the wheel of a ship Spurred a horse with a whip Maneuvered a 64-foot truck Kayaked in a typhoon Won a motorcycle race Landed perfectly on the moon Then Andy went on a date Pop, Pop -- two flat tires Said, 'I'm not much...

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I suppose it wouldn't be that bad to star in a cheesy tv show if the show was about cheese. Careful what you order in the Korean noodle shop. It might arrive with mayonnaise on top. Why are there no great InCel stand-up comics? And people say feminists aren't funny. Ever heard of "Story Mapping"? Apparently it's a...

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Workman Abe always left his tools for you. His hammer, his level, his wrench, his nails. His electric drill, clamps, vice grips, screws too Left them hither and yon, habit never fails. From Timbuktu to Hackensack his stuff he lends. Some called him up to give him back his stuff. Unconcerned, he said that’s okay; keep them my friends. Workman Abe...

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Rollo Rigby was a lover of candy he kept a big supply ever handy. But he became so obese he waddled like geese. He quit candy but is hooked on brandy (making his life fine and dandy)....

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A handy dandy family thing, I did not know from Adam Monstrous disembodied giant hairy hand... reached out thru Macbook Pro Lenovo external screen "no way can this be real," I muttered to no one in particular. Bug eyed, slack jawed, yours truly froze petrified as an insidious wrist took rat - manifested arm - matured into huge fingered palm meadowed beast, reached out thru...

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There was a craftsman named Handy Who used to a craftsman dandy everyday day he'd make a craved wooden stakes and boxes shaped like hearts to hold candies 7/11/19 Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2019©...

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If your second name is file don't call your son Peter If horse whispers spoke louder would the horses not be trained sooner Save pounds in batteries by only putting them in the clock when you want to know the time Make a trip to the zoo more exciting by dressing as a zookeeper carrying a gun and ask people if the have seen...

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