Protestant parents still keep a Bible handy in the house, so that the children can study it, and one of the first things the little boys and g...

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A good farmer is nothing more nor less than a handy man with a sense of humus.

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I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

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I like less the story that a frog if put in cold water will not bestir itself if that water is heated up slowly and gradually and will in the end let itself be boiled alive, too comfortable with continuity to realize that continuous change at some point may become intolerable and demand a change in behavior.

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A handy telephone tip: Keep a small chalkboard near the phone. That way, when a salesman calls, you can hold the receiver up to it and run your fingernails across it until he hangs up.

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Having a personal philosophy is like having a pet marmoset, because it may be very attractive when you acquire it, but there may be situations when it will not come in handy at all.

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Handy Guide to Modern Science: 1. If it's green or it wiggles, it's biology. 2. If it stinks, it's chemistry. 3. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

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I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep handy.

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The current flows fast and furious. It issues in a spate of words from the loudspeakers and the politicians. Every day they tell us that we are a free people fighting to defend freedom. That is the current that has whirled the young airman up into the sky and keeps him circulating there among the clouds. Down here, with a roof to cover us and a gasmask handy, it is our business to puncture gasbags and discover the seeds of truth.

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Aye, a wife's a handy thing, and I wish mine were still alive.

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An outsider's point of view is always handy.

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Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself 'mankind' Basically it is made up of two separate words- 'Mank' and 'ind' What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.

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When ideas fail, words come in very handy

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Welcome thy neighbor into thy fallout shelter. He'll come in handy if you run out of food.

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When ideas fail, words come in very handy.

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I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it.

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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.

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One time, I got a dog and named him Stay, and ever day I would say, 'Come here, stay!' Eventually he just went insane.

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