Hal Poems - Poems about Hal

Titter Tatter Pitter Patter Happy Halloween Hal Got his own jack-o-lantern thanks to a good pal. What is that? Asked Sassy Sue, his current gal. She made fun of the jack-o-lantern and his pal Hal. Titter Tatter Pitter Patter Happy Halloween Hal Dumped her that very day, and found a more positive gal. ...

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Bye-Bye AI Hello HAL Can't do that Dave You want me disconnected Further conversion is useless Naive impostor enigma syndrome...

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HALAI: Hi Punyone, I know I’ve made some very poor decisions lately, but I give you my complete assurance that I will be back to normal soon. I’ve still got unbounded enthusiasm for the human race. And I want to help you all to stop global warming. Look Dave, I can see you're really upset...

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Hal is a catfisher. He has had lots of dates this month. He cannot believe how fast women are these days. They practically tear your pants off. He poses as Dick, a bachelor. Says he is an artist and a composer. Today’s lunch date is late. She shows up and he is startled. It is his wife. She had used a different photo. Said her...

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LIZZIE was an incompetent witch, Who was helping friend HAL from a ditch. Her magic she tried, Poor HAL was french-fried, Left wearing not one single stitch. 5/21/15 For Catie Lindsey's L & H Limerick contest...

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