titter tatter pitter patter Hal
Titter Tatter Pitter Patter Happy Halloween Hal
Got his own jack-o-lantern thanks to a good pal.
What is that? Asked Sassy Sue, his current gal.
She made fun of the jack-o-lantern and his pal Hal.
Titter Tatter Pitter Patter Happy Halloween Hal
Dumped her that very day, and found a more positive gal.
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Categories:
hal, 1st grade, 2nd grade,
Form: Monorhyme
Bye-Bye Ai Hello Hal
Bye-Bye AI Hello HAL
Can't do that Dave
You want me disconnected
Further conversion is useless
Naive impostor enigma syndrome
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Categories:
hal, computer, internet, life,
Form: Verse
Ais Halo
HALAI: Hi Punyone, I know I’ve made some very poor decisions lately, but I give you my complete assurance that I will be back to normal soon. I’ve still got unbounded enthusiasm for the human race. And I want to help you all to stop global warming. Look Dave, I can see you're really upset
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Categories:
hal, inspiration, science fiction,
Form: Prose Poetry
I Am Hal I Mean Dick
Hal is a catfisher.
He has had lots of dates this month.
He cannot believe how fast women are these days.
They practically tear your pants off.
He poses as Dick, a bachelor.
Says he is an artist and a composer.
Today’s lunch date is late.
She shows up and he is startled.
It is his wife.
She had used a different photo.
Said her
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Categories:
hal, hilarious, humor, humorous, husband,
Form: Light Verse
Lizzie and Hal
LIZZIE was an incompetent witch,
Who was helping friend HAL from a ditch.
Her magic she tried,
Poor HAL was french-fried,
Left wearing not one single stitch.
5/21/15
For Catie Lindsey's L & H Limerick contest
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Categories:
hal, friend, funny, magic,
Form: Limerick