Guzzling Poems - Poems about Guzzling

INTITIALS ON DRIVERS LICENSE FUNNY

...WELL I NEVER DROVE CALL ME OLD SCHOOL BUT I WAS BORN AT HOME IN BLIZZARD 1963 IN CHICAGO DURING A CIVIL RIGHTS RIOTS SADLY IT WAS DANGEROUS I WENT TO HEADSTART IN DARK SEDANS WITH FOUR GUARDS IN DARK...

Planet in pluvial fluvial flux

...
Planet in flux…it sucks

No refuge..Scrooge rules..

Stooges subterfuge deluge..

Fossil fuel fools..

Poleaxes..then relaxes…

As the earth burns..

As it turns..on its axis..

*****...

A Walk Through a Small Park

...My lady friend and I sit on stumps. When she sings
she rings the woods with a monarch's butterfly wings.

A crowd of bikers
on foot as hikers
in thick with woods
unsaddles moods.

Old ladies ...

The Junkman

...“Daddy, Daddy, Here comes the junkman!” 

Do not confuse me for garbage 
Don’t blame the messenger either! 
Don’t blame the Man! 
We all follow a plan 
It’s what we get paid to do 
You’d do it...

Grimy Gremlins Giggling Gleefully

...grimy gremlins gathered in a gloomy glade
giggling guzzling grapeade they’d greedily made
with gadgets gone wild
and gizmos defiled
they gambled on games with tricks they’d displayed...

Namaste

...
If this tumbling stream be nameless,
I might as well hazard a descriptive guess.
Ripple River might do,
there are none here
to deny my footloose thoughts.

Submerged river rocks guide
a sun ...

America at a critical political crossroads

...America at a critical political crossroads...,

nevertheless hope springs eternal,
especially after listening
to Vice President Kamala Harris
and Minnesota Governor Tim Walz
speak at the The Li...

The Deepest Pain

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When her shadow falls on yesterday,
And the memory erases the hopes and dreams,
Like faded stars in a warm, summer sky –
Her fickle heart makes its way through the night,
Breathing lonely i...

Tuesday Class

...Tuesday lasses
we all have classes
get up and go
there’s no time to waste
join the flow
there’s no reason to wait
everyone’s hustling
coffee guzzling
bus shuttling
paper shuffling
syllabus ...

Popping Olives

...He plucks a pear from the tree and tosses it my way. Hands fumble, but nails sink into flesh to maintain a solid grip. He doesn't see me slip. Examine the freshness of the fruit before sinking teeth ...

Incomplete Metamorphosis of Distilled Adolescent

...Incomplete metamorphosis of distilled adolescent...

therefore he characterizes himself as an anomaly...any idea why?

Mortified, petrified, stultified, et cetera sheltered, 
and mortally wounde...

Choose

...Choose unironically ripping off a film to be ironic
Choose now because then will never be enough
Choose puff puff puff puff puff pass because you’ll never have enough
Choose feeling guilty in the ...

Puzzling

...Here's what makes me sad, and I find it puzzling :-(
How alcohol can ruin a day, but they go on guzzling!...

Billy Bulsons Farm

...My mam used to clean at Billy Bulson’s farm,
A magical place of mystery and charm,
With geese that cackled and hissed and every day.
Without my mam I’d have run away
As they charged with flapping...

Green To White To Green

...From green to white to green
What a crazy mixed up scene

The weatherman's all confused
Methinks he's into the booze

If he starts a-guzzling gin
Most likely I'll be joining him 

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