Long Guzzling Poems
Long Guzzling Poems. Below are the most popular long Guzzling by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Guzzling poems by poem length and keyword.
Choose
Choose unironically ripping off a film to be ironic
Choose now because then will never be enough
Choose puff puff puff puff puff pass because you’ll never have enough
Choose feeling guilty in the morning because it’s better...
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Categories:
guzzling, addiction, anxiety, depression, drug, happiness, political, youth,
Form:
Free verse
Incomplete Metamorphosis of Distilled Adolescent
Incomplete metamorphosis of distilled adolescent...
therefore he characterizes himself as an anomaly...any idea why?
Mortified, petrified, stultified, et cetera sheltered,
and mortally wounded prepubescent,
I consider myself
analogously buttressed, cocooned,
garrisoned (for bing keeler),
hardened, insulated,
where cell baited jumping frog
o'...
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Categories:
guzzling, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 7th
Form:
Rhyme
America at a critical political crossroads
America at a critical political crossroads...,
nevertheless hope springs eternal,
especially after listening
to Vice President Kamala Harris
and Minnesota Governor Tim Walz
speak at the The Liacouras Center
1776 North Broad Street,
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania 19121
on the evening of August sixth,
two thousand...
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Categories:
guzzling, abuse, america, angst, august, confidence, grave, november,
Form:
Rhyme
In Land of Cockaigne
I was driving home late one cold Winters night
It was minus ten and the moon shone bright
Then in my car headlights a young girl I did see
I swerved hard to avoid her and hit a...
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Categories:
guzzling, car, chocolate, fantasy, girl, recovery from,
Form:
Narrative
Modern Ways Versa Olden Ways
First let us take our friend the horse
a noble creature who serves us well
supplying us with a source of good compost
ferrying us here and there in fine style
pulling carts and carriages with aplume
carrying riders...
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Categories:
guzzling, car, horse, house,
Form:
Epic
Untitled 2
2011, the modern year, coming closed
in 2012, and passive fat assed American apathy
strangles feeling from the esophagus, **** it.
I choke, cough out...
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Categories:
guzzling, life, passion, satire, time, visionary, fruit, cancer,
Form:
I do not know?
When
the question is not
“if,” but when the Israeli government decides to
attack Iran,
just what do you think you’ll be doing?
will you be home watching afternoon television,
maybe “The Talk,” or “Anderson Cooper,”
guzzling down Coca-Cola & stuffing yourself...
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Categories:
guzzling, life, brother, brother, crazy, , sweet love,
Form:
Free verse
No More Doom and Gloom: Tommy's Story
People say my poetry is mostly doom and gloom
But I’m a funny person and I’ll prove it to you soon
My wit and sharp ripostes are a constant delight
Let’s see if I can tell this story...
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Categories:
guzzling, funnyday, day,
Form:
Rhyme
The Deepest Pain
When her shadow falls on yesterday,
And the memory erases the hopes and dreams,
Like faded stars in a warm, summer sky –
Her fickle heart makes its way through the night,
Breathing lonely into those minds, those lives,
Believers...
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Categories:
guzzling, addiction, betrayal, death, goodbye, heartbreak,
Form:
Free verse
Can'T Fool Mother Nature
DOUBLETHINK
Can’t Fool Mother Nature
1: THIS LIFE
Newspeak, Doublethink,
and other similar words
only bedevil us.
When trying to figure out what was said,
George Orwell In his novel, “1984,”
left us clues to solve such improper speech.
For, we live...
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Categories:
guzzling, abuse, appreciation, confusion, earth day, fate, journey,
Form:
Free verse
A Recount and Recap of Lockdown Scenarios the World Over
Humans have long trespassed
and destroyed animal territories
Humans have poached
And selfishly encroached
upon animal habitats
cutting down trees to build
human habitations.
Now the tables have turned
Humans are quarantined in house arrest
while some lie sick in bedrest
So animals not usually...
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Categories:
guzzling, animal, environment, perspective, planet, pollution,
Form:
Verse
The Soulmate
many miles I have rome
and called many boats a home
they've taken many place
to meet alot of faces
I lived different lives
with three lovely wifes
the first on I met at a red light
got her pregnant that night
all...
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Categories:
guzzling, funnyday, me, wife, boat, day, me, time,
Form:
Rhyme
A Little List
With apologies to Sir W.S. Gilbert
As some day it may happen that a victim must be found,
I've got a little list--I've got a little list.
Of society offenders who might well be underground,
And who never would...
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Categories:
guzzling, hilarious, satire,
Form:
Rhyme
No More Doom and Gloom: Mary's Story
People say my poetry is mostly doom and gloom
But I’m a funny person and I’ll prove it to you soon
My wit and sharp ripostes are a constant delight
Let’s see if I can tell this story...
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Categories:
guzzling, funnypoetry,
Form:
Rhyme
Pitching Electioneering, Albeit Democratic Ticket
Pitching electioneering, albeit Democratic ticket...
as 2020 presidential election nearing
pleading joshing, and endearing...
The choice for commander in chief dum...
dum... dum... dum..
will winnow down, thus
political prognosticator pundits
no longer remain mum
between Donald John Trump,
whose second term win,
would find...
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Categories:
guzzling, 12th grade, america, grave, humorous, november, political,
Form:
Political Verse
Tick Tock Tick Tock
Tick...Tock...Tick...Tock...
(Aye apologize for straying way
outside thee usual canon -
a poetic souffle,
boot desperation
finds me cent less,
Thus i pray
for divine intercession, this...
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Categories:
guzzling, 11th grade, 12th grade, 4th grade, 7th
Form:
ABC
Can Somebody Please Give This Uber Muff Fuller a Lyft
Can somebody please give this uber muff fuller a lyft?
alternately titled: jump starter for clunky, junky,
quirky, xyz mechanic wanted in tow tow -
chassis what I mean?)
As the proud graduated
honorably rolled 2009 Hyundai
Sonata vehicular property
belonging to...
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Categories:
guzzling, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th
Form:
Free verse
Cow Gas
This is for Andrea D. who asked for my Cow Gas poems. I have at least one more to
post. Look for California Cows. Mike
Cow Gas
I’m putting my cows all...
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Categories:
guzzling, animals, satire, science, visionaryme,
Form:
Rhyme
Plazas Played Platforms
Dog fronted automobiles are seventh state in a placed race to hold a fantastic gold baton. Hamburgers and egg jiggling. How rather jolly says the gentleman stood by the train. His fine twisted moustache and...
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Categories:
guzzling, business,
Form:
I do not know?
Struggling
12/12/19
"Struggling"
I've been struggling
Doing things that are puzzling
It's rather troubling
How much liquor I've been guzzling
Shiiiit
I admit
I'm not proud at all
I got a problem with alcohol
It'll be my downfall
If I don't fix it
Instead of always getting twisted
On...
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Categories:
guzzling, dark, poetry, rap, spiritual, truth, word play,
Form:
Rhyme
Keefer, the Rabid Dingo
Once there was dingo, rabidly mad as he could be
who thought he was a Bruce of a man by how he spoke
But no man would call him their 'mate,' for you see...
he was a mongrel...
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Categories:
guzzling, character,
Form:
Rhyme
INTITIALS ON DRIVERS LICENSE FUNNY
WELL I NEVER DROVE CALL ME OLD SCHOOL BUT I WAS BORN AT HOME IN BLIZZARD 1963 IN CHICAGO DURING A CIVIL RIGHTS RIOTS SADLY IT WAS DANGEROUS I WENT TO HEADSTART IN DARK SEDANS...
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Categories:
guzzling, allah,
Form:
Naat
Fuel Consumption
'Bee' put on a bar-be-que for bringing up the past,
and of course he added drinking. Now the die was caste
for stories bringing laughter from dubious glory days,
when our oats were being sown while living single...
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Categories:
guzzling, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Trixie Lou, Two Points of View
Many years ago, I was in a down-heartened funk, after deciding to get a little bit drunk.
Beer guzzling queens won’t tell you, but liquor tastes bad going down and coming back up is truly...
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Categories:
guzzling, 11th grade, 12th grade, fun, grandmother, grandparents,
Form:
Terza Rima
Billy Bulsons Farm
My mam used to clean at Billy Bulson’s farm,
A magical place of mystery and charm,
With geese that cackled and hissed and every day.
Without my mam I’d have run away
As they charged with flapping wings.
I was...
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Categories:
guzzling, childhood, happiness, memory,
Form:
Rhyme