Guzzled Poems - Poems about Guzzled

... Miss piglet is at it again, her blonde wigs, here we go, her jealousy it always shows. Her clothes are tight, her lashes are glued, she loves to fight and throwing her shoes. Her claim......

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... Poor Santa! His plans went awry near Christmas, I say with a sigh. You ask, “What went wrong?” The story’s not long. Now here’s just what happened and why. With Rudolph, he shared te......

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...Our candle refuses to consume the night, it lit only to paint our shadows on the round mud walls We were splattered greys of thin paint, mounted bold and unbowing, guarding our supper like the anc......

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...spinning on high speed mostly out of control the washing machine failed to conclude any of its operation according to a wished for manual given at birth he had not much choice in the matter due......

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...INDELIBLE They waft across the ocean top as loose and separate notions leaving naught but hollow caverns where my intellect once dwelled. I set them free with Spring's crisp breeze the day I guzzl......

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...Harold the Hugh Hefner wannabe carrot top... spry buck analogous to energizing bunny jump/kickstarted procreation ruckus. Home on the range cacophony quite absurd PlayBoy Bunny herd and f......

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... Charlie the cowboy got a fright, when aliens started a fight. He prepared to save the town's plight, before the day turned into night. Guns by his side, rode into town, ready to bat......

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...There was once an old boozer named Dale Who guzzled copious pints of ale Although he tried his best He flunked the road-side test And was remanded sans bail ......

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...Gunga Din can have his gin… Old King Tut his beer, but I’ll rely on the sparkling wine. Just a bit before dinner, imbibe… just enough to create a sigh… a cabernet sip for the heart… My purple-t......

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...Hiccups of music, over and over again; It's hard to swallow a little more of the same; Oxygen's needed to think; A sound to expand every thought from deep within; You just hold your breath ......

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...Watching upcoming toilet bowl lvii highlight of February 12th, 2023 Above title attests how mine mundane mein kampf insync as a veritable clogged drain oh: flush with adventure overflowing exc......

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...One day in Soup Creek City, There was a duel 'tween Cunningham and Watt Tom said to John "I hear you're good, Let me see, son- what you've got" John said to Tom "You're not the only one W......

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...Harold the Hugh Hefner carrot top buck Ruled his hare'm nsync with trumpeting Donald Duck, (loud enough to arouse Daisy), the former cartoon character, a pensive searing black kind Roebuck h......

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...When Johnny guzzled three ice-cold beers There dawned on him a feeling of fear He fled, but he couldn't hide Crossed a river a mile wide Burned out his motor ~ all in first gear......

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...Once I drank milk straight from the carton And guzzled beer out of a can, When I dripped gravy on my tie, I licked it up. But though my manners were appalling, One habit I would never fall in, I......

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