Guzzled Poems - Poems about Guzzled

...Harold the Hugh Hefner wannabe carrot top... spry buck analogous to energizing bunny jump/kickstarted procreation ruckus. Home on the range cacophony quite absurd PlayBoy Bunny herd and f......Read the rest...

... Charlie the cowboy got a fright, when aliens started a fight. He prepared to save the town's plight, before the day turned into night. Guns by his side, rode into town, ready to bat......Read the rest...

...There was once an old boozer named Dale Who guzzled copious pints of ale Although he tried his best He flunked the road-side test And was remanded sans bail ......Read the rest...

...Gunga Din can have his gin… Old King Tut his beer, but I’ll rely on the sparkling wine. Just a bit before dinner, imbibe… just enough to create a sigh… a cabernet sip for the heart… My purple-t......Read the rest...

...Hiccups of music, over and over again; It's hard to swallow a little more of the same; Oxygen's needed to think; A sound to expand every thought from deep within; You just hold your breath ......Read the rest...

...Watching upcoming toilet bowl lvii highlight of February 12th, 2023 Above title attests how mine mundane mein kampf insync as a veritable clogged drain oh: flush with adventure overflowing exc......Read the rest...

...One day in Soup Creek City, There was a duel 'tween Cunningham and Watt Tom said to John "I hear you're good, Let me see, son- what you've got" John said to Tom "You're not the only one W......Read the rest...

...Harold the Hugh Hefner carrot top buck Ruled his hare'm nsync with trumpeting Donald Duck, (loud enough to arouse Daisy), the former cartoon character, a pensive searing black kind Roebuck h......Read the rest...

...When Johnny guzzled three ice-cold beers There dawned on him a feeling of fear He fled, but he couldn't hide Crossed a river a mile wide Burned out his motor ~ all in first gear......Read the rest...

...Once I drank milk straight from the carton And guzzled beer out of a can, When I dripped gravy on my tie, I licked it up. But though my manners were appalling, One habit I would never fall in, I......Read the rest...

...Here lie the bones of our dear poodle ~ He guzzled too much apple strudel! 25.04.2022 A Brian Strand Standard Choice Poetry Contest sponsor -Brian Strand......Read the rest...

...Watching upcoming toilet bowl lvi highlight of February 13th, 2022 Above title attests how mine mundane mein kampf insync as a veritable clogged drain oh: flush with adventure overflowing excrem......Read the rest...

...The morning sun’s oppressive; a nasty b*tch in heat on Rizal Avenue, Where vendors hawk their cigarettes, baloot, and dog meat barbecue. The jeepneys buzz the intersection like a hornet’s nest, Bu......Read the rest...

...I had a dream to dissolve my body Into harmony and song. Not to be appraised course or consequence, But the ecstasy for which I long. I’d seen sparks pique, however, now they taunt Ere each b......Read the rest...

...A wayward lad, Jed's fate to be Spots trouble with cold-blooded eye For right from wrong he does not see It's funny you should ask me why... Jed's parents of a pedigree They bought their son t......Read the rest...