Best Guzzled Poems

Now Bobby, don't try to look coy.
You mischievous naughty young boy!
You've guzzled my sweets
From 'tricking or treats'
I've seen through your devious ploy.

Oh Bobby, say have...

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One day in Soup Creek City, 
There was a duel 'tween Cunningham and Watt 
Tom said to John "I hear you're good, 
Let me see,...

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He stumbled in, as drunk as sin
with a limp and a nose full of red
He ordered cheap gin, and the blood dripped in
As he raised...

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"Open Oceans"



Kneeling on pearls
wisdom preys

praying
preying

hungry hearts
count the days 

wasting away
in all that preying 

for prayers 
to be answered

children become
strangers

reading 
strange words

finding 
themselves puzzled

genuflecting to a...

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Driving my car across the country, numerous years ago, going to a new place,       
    ...

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A Night On The Town

While searching for a book, one that I hadn’t yet read
I stumbled upon a critter and this is what he said:

Although...

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Send me a lover
Send me a goddess
Send me the rain
To wash away the pain
To wash away the stain
On my heart and brain

Extract the poison
she spilled...

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It was the "Old West" and the town dusty
When in on his horse came a galloper named Rusty.

He ran into the saloon and shouted aloud
"Big...

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I know of a witch, with a wart on her nose
Day after day, we have watched how it grows!
It is thought of by some
That it...

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Taxicab driver
Midnight rates apply;
Moonlight serenade


Tipsy bar crashers
Stepping out;
Cigarette break


Alcohol buffet
Free flow of beer;
Sorrows guzzled


Chit-chat combat
Happy hour banter;
Bartering progress


Too much stress
Nobody seems to know;
Things will be...

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Your image, I still see when I gaze at the clouds, 
Your voice, I still hear when the wind blows,
I see your petite hand prints...

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"Christmas in the Cathedral of the Forest Deep"




The silent heart is found 
embedded in the 
Cathedral of 
The Forest Deep

The lost jewel
shines in the dark
see...

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Wearing thick glasses
and braces on her buck teeth,
Professor Harriet carried
her pile of books while accidentally 
stepping into the wet cement,
going into her lab to go...

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I was playing footsie with Carrie
                   ...

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When Johnny guzzled three ice-cold beers
   There dawned on him a feeling of fear
     He fled, but he couldn't...

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