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Short Guzzled Poems

Short Guzzled Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Guzzled by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Guzzled by length and keyword.


Daddy the Alcoholic
Daddy the alcoholic,
 every single day,
full and countless glasses,
 guzzled down,
help him please, and bring my daddy back to me....

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Categories: guzzled, childhood, confusion, father, life, people, sad,
Form: ABC



Premium Member Addiction
Pills swallow what is left of me whole,
Just as bottled pints drink my guzzled self,
And cigarettes suck the cinders of my incinerated soul....

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Categories: guzzled, addiction, drink, drug,
Form: Rhyme
Greedy To the Core
Here lie the bones of our dear poodle ~
He guzzled too much apple strudel!

25.04.2022

A Brian Strand Standard Choice Poetry Contest
sponsor -Brian Strand...

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Categories: guzzled, dog,
Form: Epitaph
Premium Member Motorboat Maestro
When Johnny guzzled three ice-cold beers
   There dawned on him a feeling of fear
     He fled, but he couldn't hide
     Crossed a river a mile wide
   Burned out his motor ~ all in first gear...

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Categories: guzzled, boat, drink, fate, fear,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Hard Drinkin' Sam
There once was a man called ''Hard Drinkin' Sam"
Guzzled six-packs with a flick of his hand --
    He drank so much liquor too 
   That when he went to the loo -- 
Sam had a tap coming out of each end...

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Categories: guzzled, drink, endurance,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Road-Side Test
There was once an old boozer named Dale

   Who guzzled copious pints of ale

      Although he tried his best

         He flunked the road-side test

            And was remanded sans bail to jail...

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Categories: guzzled, drink, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Buried Treasure
in the bin
he 
dug up
2 empty coke cans
and
a plastic bottle
half-full
of electrolyte 
juice
which he uncapped
and
guzzled
in the hot
midday sun
while
the city shoppers
grew
bored
with their mobile
phones
and
mp3 players...

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© Harry Rout  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: guzzled, confusion, introspection, sad,
Form: Free verse
I Was Playing Footsie
I was playing footsie with Carrie
                                   Really I was not in hurry
                                    Carrie lost her temper
                                      Put me on a damper
                        Guzzled beer smeared my face with curry...

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Categories: guzzled, fun,
Form: Limerick
January First
The champagne's all been guzzled.
The fireworks have burst.
The calendar has been replaced - 
It's January first.

In plans and resolutions
We all have been immersed.
It's time for starting over, fresh - 
It's January first.

Belaboring a point cannot
Be easily reversed,
So let me just acknowledge - wow!
It's January first!...

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Categories: guzzled, new year,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Edsel's Folly
The Edsel automobile was thought to be the latest and greatest by Edsel Ford

   Henry, had he been among the quick, would've thought him outta his gourd

      Alas, only a few of them were sold and it turned out to be a monumental turkey

         Since it guzzled gas, was deemed a lemon and its design was rather quirky

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved...

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Categories: guzzled, funny,
Form: Clerihew
Premium Member Shallow Breathing
Hiccups of music,
over and over again;
It's hard to swallow
a little more of the same;
Oxygen's needed to think;

A sound to expand
every thought from deep within;
You just hold your breath
until you're a shade of blue
dying to hear something real;

Fresh water guzzled 
while your lungs can't take in air;
Drown deep and exhale;
In your ear a clean rhythm,
you wade past shallow breathing....

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Categories: guzzled, deep, emotions, feelings, music,
Form: Free verse
Rain, Rain, Rain
Giving essence of life,
Insinuating vigor into all mortals,
I am crazy about showers of rain.

These dazzling enticing raindrops,
With angelic mesmerising charm,
Enthusiasm guzzled into us by rain.

Blazing tender emotions in my zest,
Thriving to divulge and flare,
Chilled out by splashing rain.

Unearth thy eonian devotion,
Restoring concordant temptation,
Value the alluring rain!!



Written by Upma Sharma on 27/5/13...

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Categories: guzzled, beauty, desire, emotions,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Shattered Sighs