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Motorboat Maestro

When Johnny guzzled three ice-cold beers There dawned on him a feeling of fear He fled, but he couldn't hide Crossed a river a mile wide Burned out his motor ~ all in first gear

Copyright © | Year Posted 2022




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Date: 9/3/2022 7:55:00 PM
Yikes, was he wearing a life preserver? Save the beer for the beach! Tsk, tsk!
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Date: 9/3/2022 7:51:00 AM
LOL. A mile-wide river in first gear would surely ruin your day! Clever one gw! laf
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Date: 9/2/2022 3:51:00 PM
That boat didn't deserve that driver. lol
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Date: 9/1/2022 3:51:00 PM
Johnny shouldn't be drinking and motorboat driving lol. Good one Gershon :)
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Date: 9/1/2022 5:55:00 AM
he probably saw the sign that read "NO WAKES"
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Date: 9/1/2022 1:13:00 AM
I can see this happening to six people, none of them named Johnny which is one of my grandson's names!
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Date: 8/31/2022 8:18:00 PM
Ha, I hope Johnny learned his lesson of not drinking and maneuvering his boat on 1st gear. Enjoyed reading my friend...
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