Grunting Poems

Battlefield

...The children came late, at the end
among the bodies, naked, stripped
the corpses starting to distend
with gaping wounds where swords had ripped
and hacked to recognitions fall.
Their foes had ta...

BUILDING PEACE

...
We had this little open outdoor space at our cabin…and every time we walked by it…
We tried to think of different ways…that we could beautify it.

Then the other day as we stood on our porch the...

It took years to decode the meaning of a dog’s bark,

...Sex as the Controller**

They heard us outside the bedroom window—  
Breathing, moaning, panting, grunting, and screaming  
In the stillness of the night, calling out the names of the Gods.  
Sa...

The Family Reading Room

...

The reading skills of many men
it’s said, would improve significantly
in the “reading room” when seated 
with the printed page, and facilitate
that daily regularity most needed
to prevent st...

It’s Spring

...Spring is here again
run and tell your friends
the pigs are grunting
donkeys are braying
cows are mooing
sheep are bleating 
dogs are barking
hens are clucking
and the farm animals
have come...

stones

...
stones

“pick a large stone son,” he said looking into the shallow brook
“one that is heavy and smooth to fit both hands.

not a small stone that you can gather into one palm
nor easil...

if it was your story

...[An anti -victim blaming project]

[“He was asking for it with those clothes,” the officer said, pointing at the black shorts he wore. It was torn at the bottom, with knotted hems ...

My Rose Garden

...My Rose Garden was devoured by a cow that thought it was a bull.
The farmer and his wife pleaded with the cow to go back to the field.
But it refused by stomping and grunting.
Now what remains is ...

Dump Trump The demagogue Hitler reincarnate!

...Dump Trump - The demagogue Hitler reincarnate!

Countdown to Armageddon 
precariously, lugubriously, hellaciously, 
and deleteriously hinges
potential apocalypse now outcome, 
mere smattering w...

Dot dot dot, and in other news devil's advocate claims Teflon Trump

...Dot dot dot, and in other news devil's advocate claims Teflon Trump

courtesy the comfort of his mancave, 
I (a mutated batman wannabe) 
doth prattle and stump
and display wide whirled webbed 
...

Basic Training, Survival of the Fittest

...
The humidity was doing a good job of keeping pace with the temperature. Until around 10 AM when the thermometer pushed its way past 100. That’s when 176 frightened kids and a few old hippies stagge...

The Cro-Magnon Dinner

...
When the Cro-Magnan’s sat down to eat their fare,
The master screamed, and went on a tear.
Grunting, ‘Woman you goofed,
Coz on this saber tooth,
I bit through one of your yard long gross hairs!...

FICTIONAL BIO:

...FICTIONAL BIO:

The missus asked me
(hitherto known as her bozo)
just mere moments ago
to craft humorous poem to glow
nsync with the shiny nose of Rudolph
keeping syncopated metrical flow
thu...

A NOTE FROM MALCOLM

...A NOTE FROM MALCOLM

My advice is free, and time’s not billable
Try speaking French and I will soon know
Don’t claim a local or a provincial accent
It really does not sound as if heaven-sent
No...

I Eat Like a Pig

...I eat like a pig, scarfing, grunting, chewing, not tasting.
I want to blame my metabolism for my corpulent gluttony.
I am planning my next meal as I scarf down this one.
A giant bowl of ham, beans...

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