Grunting Poems - Poems about Grunting

... The humidity was doing a good job of keeping pace with the temperature. Until around 10 AM when the thermometer pushed its way past 100. That’s when 176 frightened kids and a few old hippies stagge......Read the rest...

... When the Cro-Magnan’s sat down to eat their fare, The master screamed, and went on a tear. Grunting, ‘Woman you goofed, Coz on this saber tooth, I bit through one of your yard long gross hairs!......Read the rest...

...FICTIONAL BIO: The missus asked me (hitherto known as her bozo) just mere moments ago to craft humorous poem to glow nsync with the shiny nose of Rudolph keeping syncopated metrical flow thu......Read the rest...

...A NOTE FROM MALCOLM My advice is free, and time’s not billable Try speaking French and I will soon know Don’t claim a local or a provincial accent It really does not sound as if heaven-sent No......Read the rest...

...I eat like a pig, scarfing, grunting, chewing, not tasting. I want to blame my metabolism for my corpulent gluttony. I am planning my next meal as I scarf down this one. A giant bowl of ham, beans......Read the rest...

... A laugh is a soul's explosion of insanity. Knowledge of acknowledgement in vanity. A crazed affinity with deja vu timing. Taboo of thought in neon sil......Read the rest...

...Glancing at him from the window's glass, It felt as though the railway had taken away his joy. Sometimes his hard stares or into nothingness. Being nouveau to the town; from my madam I heard his t......Read the rest...

...Devil's advocate claims Teflon Trump... The demagogue reincarnate feels gifted to reign supreme captivates, glorifies, lauds, renounces, yawps extreme views bellows dogmatic fulminations in......Read the rest...

...A Symphony Of Sound Still Around Three ladybugs on a succulent pose. Two tired tulips in my windowsill doze. New dark dahlias will soon surprise. Begonias in sunshine will always rise. Sunfl......Read the rest...

...An orange cat slithers into the middle of her empty lap out of thin air, like orange juice poured into a little tumbler out of an enormous jug, holding more, more, more of the same. Cats ha......Read the rest...

...A mass of emerald and ochre leaves, sway upon the light summer breeze. Suction of boots to big, wrenched from the muck, grunting, banging, the metal bucket thunks. The old farmer in his cover......Read the rest...

...Now, I eat sold bacon a lot Like the people who'd leave it not, On Sundays watching the sharp knives Bent on ending the pigs' poor lives... Now, I guess it is less water For cooking pig's son ......Read the rest...

...Once upon a time, there were two little villages, Rowling and Tolkien, that lived in peace with each other. Rowling and Tolkien had many, many children, some very young, others young, and a few a li......Read the rest...

...Apple of my eye darling daughter numero deux gifted me... Twenty four years ago – February 4th, 2023, whose existence begat by this dada and da mama aye revel in your bursting at figurative ......Read the rest...

..."Ki-Ahp!" I draw back my arm like a sword, stepping back to challenge, before bracing forward. Like weapons meeting, grunting lips clink, each movement controlled, bodies never link. Roundhou......Read the rest...