Grunting Poems - Poems about Grunting

... The reading skills of many men it’s said, would improve significantly in the “reading room” when seated with the printed page, and facilitate that daily regularity most needed to prevent st......

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...Spring is here again run and tell your friends the pigs are grunting donkeys are braying cows are mooing sheep are bleating dogs are barking hens are clucking and the farm animals have come......

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... stones “pick a large stone son,” he said looking into the shallow brook “one that is heavy and smooth to fit both hands. not a small stone that you can gather into one palm nor easil......

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...[An anti -victim blaming project] [“He was asking for it with those clothes,” the officer said, pointing at the black shorts he wore. It was torn at the bottom, with knotted hems ......

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...My Rose Garden was devoured by a cow that thought it was a bull. The farmer and his wife pleaded with the cow to go back to the field. But it refused by stomping and grunting. Now what remains is ......

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...Dump Trump - The demagogue Hitler reincarnate! Countdown to Armageddon precariously, lugubriously, hellaciously, and deleteriously hinges potential apocalypse now outcome, mere smattering w......

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...Dot dot dot, and in other news devil's advocate claims Teflon Trump courtesy the comfort of his mancave, I (a mutated batman wannabe) doth prattle and stump and display wide whirled webbed ......

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... The humidity was doing a good job of keeping pace with the temperature. Until around 10 AM when the thermometer pushed its way past 100. That’s when 176 frightened kids and a few old hippies stagge......

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... When the Cro-Magnan’s sat down to eat their fare, The master screamed, and went on a tear. Grunting, ‘Woman you goofed, Coz on this saber tooth, I bit through one of your yard long gross hairs!......

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...FICTIONAL BIO: The missus asked me (hitherto known as her bozo) just mere moments ago to craft humorous poem to glow nsync with the shiny nose of Rudolph keeping syncopated metrical flow thu......

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...A NOTE FROM MALCOLM My advice is free, and time’s not billable Try speaking French and I will soon know Don’t claim a local or a provincial accent It really does not sound as if heaven-sent No......

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...I eat like a pig, scarfing, grunting, chewing, not tasting. I want to blame my metabolism for my corpulent gluttony. I am planning my next meal as I scarf down this one. A giant bowl of ham, beans......

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... A laugh is a soul's explosion of insanity. Knowledge of acknowledgement in vanity. A crazed affinity with deja vu timing. Taboo of thought in neon sil......

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...Glancing at him from the window's glass, It felt as though the railway had taken away his joy. Sometimes his hard stares or into nothingness. Being nouveau to the town; from my madam I heard his t......

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...Devil's advocate claims Teflon Trump... The demagogue reincarnate feels gifted to reign supreme captivates, glorifies, lauds, renounces, yawps extreme views bellows dogmatic fulminations in......

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