Grossed Poems

The Ingenious Thinker Walt Disney

...Walt Disney was a cartoonist with dreams, visions, ideas.
interested in animation, he started Laugh-o-Gram studios.
he had a pet mouse there, inspiring Mickey Mouse
steamboat willie was the first ...

This Disfranchise Differences Man's TRUTHS-My SpokenWord

..."Circumstances circumcision
 all diced up in false religions 
failure to disagree
 but yet they agree
 will have their own guilty plea
 the truth of life and lots of trees
cleane...

Aunt Lou is in Love

...Let me get this straight I said to my Aunt Lou.
He’s a scholar, an athlete, a violinist too.
She nodded. He is always happy too, never blue.
Now you are telling me he can fly? Is this true?

The...

Avuncular viscosity ::Graphic content::

...
(Probably more a short story than free verse
In any case it’s true, 
seen through my eyes as a child)

He was a heavy smoker sat by the fire 
Coughing and wheezing hacking up phlegm 
spitting...

COVERED LOVE MY FATHER CALLS ME DARLING-

... I am covered in arms of covered love
Vested in grossed drenched in Heavenly rain
Circumcised caveat angels and dove
So life circumstance at times includes pains
~
Sighted visions of...

Truth

...TRUTH

These days, few really understand truth
In the metaverse, it is what gets shared
Memes as popular ideas are not facts
But with a shrug, the world will relax
Truth is quite different when...

House Flies Taste With Their Feet

...horse flies are so neat
they taste with their feet
oh isn’t that sweet?
this can barely be beat…

so now what do they eat?
everything except for concrete
is my soup tasty to their feet?
Now I...

Walt Disney Genius

...Walt Disney was a cartoonist with dreams, visions, ideas.
Interested in animation, he started Laugh-o-Gram studios.
He had a pet mouse there, inspiring Mickey Mouse later.
Steamboat Willie was the...

Where Would I Have Learned To Lie

...The spaceship was atypical.
Her aliens unlike any I had visualized.
Questions they asked were silly.
No one probed me.

I laughed at their striped skin and their extra eyes.
They reminded me of...

Bat Tries To Help Me Get Rid of a Pesky Toad

...A bumpy toad jumped on my nose and refused to get off.
I tried to gross him out, much phlegm I garnered in a cough.
He was determined and held on tightly with his webbed toes.
I was irritated beca...

Acclimated

...8/29/21


If I knew
Why did I do
What I knew
I shouldn't do

There's been a lot of damage taken
The devil continually advocated
I've successfully acclimated
It's gone beyond being infatuat...

Walking Around Topless

...Daring to Walk Around the House Shirtless
I am a daring woman, a wanton woman, a top heavy woman.
My 44 Double D’s are pressing down hard on my chest today.
I decide to free them, to let them loos...

The Vicky Roast

...Old Roy’s place is pretty, soft, songbird sweet
Out in the country, secluded, warm, welcoming
On weekends high school students gravitate there
To sing around campfire, and drink illegally.
Old Ro...

A Hair-Larious Affair

...I once sat myself...on the toilet 
"Twas relieved" but something had spoiled it 
I was grossed-out...with fear 
When a hair hung...from there 
Yuk! Wonder what it was...that I bit 


Limerick ...

Compelled

...I'm compelled to do right
Even if others are wrong
I can't play stupid games
I've done this before...

I'm compelled to be right
Though I'm living with lies
The bright light emanates
Yet I'm ...

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