Bat Tries To Help Me Get Rid of a Pesky Toad

A bumpy toad jumped on my nose and refused to get off. I tried to gross him out, much phlegm I garnered in a cough. He was determined and held on tightly with his webbed toes. I was irritated because after all, it is my own private nose. Come help me! I yelled to a bat in the belfry below. He came up and bit the toad on his middle little toe. The toad bit him back, actually sliced off his head with his teeth. I was really grossed out when I saw what was underneath.