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Walking Around Topless

Daring to Walk Around the House Shirtless I am a daring woman, a wanton woman, a top heavy woman. My 44 Double D’s are pressing down hard on my chest today. I decide to free them, to let them loose, to give them some air. Which is nervy because even if you are an old lady, and I am…. If you have a husband like mine Who is still seventeen And still thinks of me as sixteen, you know he is going to run up and play with your boobs. My back stops him in mid grab. What is on your back? Apparently thirteen wood ticks. He is completely grossed out and says he will take off six of them. Thirteen is too many. I am pretty sure he got all their blood-filled ugly rounded brown bodies. The heads are still in my skin though, I bet. Those heads are keeping him away from the booby grab. I guess those stupid ticks bites are good for something. HEY! Never mind….

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Date: 5/1/2021 8:03:00 PM
Have you put this on 'Tick-Tok' yet?! lol. Whew, gw
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 5/2/2021 2:53:00 AM
I do not know what Tick Tock is so no.
Date: 5/1/2021 12:55:00 PM
The title--for me not uncommon--surprisingly unexpected that left me in stitches and 'ewes, Caren, thanks a bunch, Aloha!
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 5/2/2021 2:53:00 AM
You are so welcome William. I am glad you liked it.