Best Grossed Poems

In the early part of the novel year 
When in Aquarium sun anneals hair
And nights already at noon disappear,

When the hoarfrost makes  ground a cover wear
Creating image of her sister white,
But it then short lasts to its temper there,

The little peasant missing forage quite,
Gets...

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Inside my nose lies my kind of treasure
Each dig brings no gold, but a lot of pleasure
Most times it's the right nostril that's clogged
With the left side, when I blow out, I can whistle for the dog
My girl and I used to be very close
Until...

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I once sat myself...on the toilet 
"Twas relieved" but something had spoiled it 
I was grossed-out...with fear 
When a hair hung...from there 
Yuk! Wonder what it was...that I bit 


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5-1-2020...

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Once upon a time
In a vast kingdom of Modern land
Oddly not in a far far a way suburban
Was there a pretty girl
Prettier than the Venus, some claimed
Softer than petals of rose, maids alleged

She was skinny, not eating much
Her maintenance fee were low you might have...

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Nothing in my life has ever been anything like this.
When I started my company it was nothing but bliss.
I invented a company called “The Edit Centre”
Back in ’86, I was quite the inventor.

The business model was to transfer movie film and edit videos
So family memories...

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Jabba the Hutt has a spur up his butt
that makes him as mean as a wasp

If you stop for a look, at that glutton of glop, 
his looks will not help him a lot!

His rotten demeaner, gave Vadar the radar, 
to hide out in deep...

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Potential I Presume More Limericks

Big and tremendous come to mind.

Tremendous, stupendous, upend us.
Gargantuan, passion, trashing.
Immensive, aggressive, sensitive.   
Ultimate Utmost, out grossed, horrible host.
Pittance, sentence, repentance.
In effect essential, provocative, potential, quite intentional.
Necessity, complexity, anxiety.
Court Municipal, Peter Principle, always apprehensible.
Concerting, blurting, hurting.
Infinitesimal, decimal,  inexcusable. 
Horribly huge, difficult deluge,...

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Grossed in her worry sorry situation.
Not letting her man worry.
She heard life is a dance.
She dance her life out.

Easy worry, she gets worried.
She danced as fast as she can.
To live the rest to live. 
When she danced, the world stood still.

The world saw a restless...

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Part 2

He ambles over and asks if he could share a table with her,
Scantily dressed in a low cut cheap floral dress revealing gun pouches,
Smiling with a *** hanging from the side of her face bought with vouches,
Visibly drunk, she says sure, with her top...

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On Halloween, Bro, dumb as post,
Said he’s not scared of any ghost,
Nor any witch upon a broom.
He dared one to come in his room.
I feared he’d rue his foolish boast.

I told him if those hags were grossed,
They’d likely turn him into toast.
He laughed at the...

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The last minute wonder.
The nick of time saviour. 

At Hells door I lay.

A willing candidate for destruction. 
For I had exhausted my wealth on the acquisition of wild pleasures. 

There His grace found me.

Those amazing hands that dragged me back to life.
That love that fed...

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8/29/21


If I knew
Why did I do
What I knew
I shouldn't do

There's been a lot of damage taken
The devil continually advocated
I've successfully acclimated
It's gone beyond being infatuated
I've been addlepated
Taking medicine that is encapsulated
Off the THC and liquor I'm activated
Really animated
Until I overdo it and am incapacitated
Deep down...

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I was 16 when I had my first kiss
It was not anything special 
or what I had imagined
When he put his tongue in my mouth
it kinda grossed me out
I even yelled and chewed him out because
I had always thought my first kiss 
would be better...

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Tom’s the longest-serving member, 
Of the British para-rowing squad, 
Because whilst at a party, thunder, 
He fell, slipped with all his quad. 

He played rugby for Warwick Uni, 
Because he lived for, loved sport,
But Coventry’s hospital said he, 
Was paralysed, their true report. 

As part...

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Demand Satisfaction
 
For a reaction,
To every distraction;
Want satisfaction.

Watching cannot stand,
Trump taking confusing stand
At any stand  in land.

Is an irony
About Trump astronomy;
Lost in open space.

None ever compares
With Trump's great foreign affairs;
All of us it scares.
(And no one dares.)

So where would we be
With no one to...

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