Long Grossed Poems

In the early part of the novel year 
When in Aquarium sun anneals hair
And nights already at noon disappear,

When the hoarfrost makes  ground a cover wear
Creating image of her sister white,
But it then short...

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Nothing in my life has ever been anything like this.
When I started my company it was nothing but bliss.
I invented a company called “The Edit Centre”
Back in ’86, I was quite the inventor.

The business model...

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(Probably more a short story than free verse
In any case it’s true, 
seen through my eyes as a child)

He was a heavy smoker sat by the fire 
Coughing and wheezing hacking up phlegm 
spitting it...

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Potential I Presume More Limericks

Big and tremendous come to mind.

Tremendous, stupendous, upend us.
Gargantuan, passion, trashing.
Immensive, aggressive, sensitive.   
Ultimate Utmost, out grossed, horrible host.
Pittance, sentence, repentance.
In effect essential, provocative, potential, quite intentional.
Necessity, complexity, anxiety.
Court Municipal, Peter Principle,...

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Once upon a time
In a vast kingdom of Modern land
Oddly not in a far far a way suburban
Was there a pretty girl
Prettier than the Venus, some claimed
Softer than petals of rose, maids alleged

She was skinny,...

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Inside my nose lies my kind of treasure
Each dig brings no gold, but a lot of pleasure
Most times it's the right nostril that's clogged
With the left side, when I blow out, I can whistle for...

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8/29/21


If I knew
Why did I do
What I knew
I shouldn't do

There's been a lot of damage taken
The devil continually advocated
I've successfully acclimated
It's gone beyond being infatuated
I've been addlepated
Taking medicine that is encapsulated
Off the THC and liquor...

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Part 2

He ambles over and asks if he could share a table with her,
Scantily dressed in a low cut cheap floral dress revealing gun pouches,
Smiling with a fag hanging from the side of her face...

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Honestly when I speak do I sound just like an air head? 

Honestly when you see me do you look at me and think about how strange I look? 

Honestly when i'm not around do...

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Demand Satisfaction
 
For a reaction,
To every distraction;
Want satisfaction.

Watching cannot stand,
Trump taking confusing stand
At any stand  in land.

Is an irony
About Trump astronomy;
Lost in open space.

None ever compares
With Trump's great foreign affairs;
All of us it scares.
(And...

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"Circumstances circumcision
 all diced up in false religions 
failure to disagree
 but yet they agree
 will have their own guilty plea
 the truth of life and lots of trees
cleanest the air in and out of...

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Old Roy’s place is pretty, soft, songbird sweet
Out in the country, secluded, warm, welcoming
On weekends high school students gravitate there
To sing around campfire, and drink illegally.
Old Roy has been helping children become alcoholics for decades

Not...

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Jabba the Hutt has a spur up his butt
that makes him as mean as a wasp

If you stop for a look, at that glutton of glop, 
his looks will not help him a lot!

His rotten...

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Tom’s the longest-serving member, 
Of the British para-rowing squad, 
Because whilst at a party, thunder, 
He fell, slipped with all his quad. 

He played rugby for Warwick Uni, 
Because he lived for, loved sport,
But Coventry’s...

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The last minute wonder.
The nick of time saviour. 

At Hells door I lay.

A willing candidate for destruction. 
For I had exhausted my wealth on the acquisition of wild pleasures. 

There His grace found me.

Those amazing...

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Solutions
     By Dane Smith-Johnsen

Solutions can be hard to find. 
So, if some trouble is at hand.
Ask God above to ease your mind.

He loves your life; it's in His plan.
Just like the...

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When I look at you
I see so many things that remind me 
of the memories that we've shared
When we would go to the Ogden river
just to take a walk
When I would call you at 3...

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Daring to Walk Around the House Shirtless
I am a daring woman, a wanton woman, a top heavy woman.
My 44 Double D’s are pressing down hard on my chest today.
I decide to free them, to let...

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Summertime with grandma and schools out
Greyhound bus riders we are on the way down south
Me and my sisters
Getting away from the city
Early mornings with grandpa 
He has us garden picking
Used to be grossed out
Hearing all...

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The spaceship was atypical.
Her aliens unlike any I had visualized.
Questions they asked were silly.
No one probed me.

I laughed at their striped skin and their extra eyes.
They reminded me of googly eyed teddy bears.
Except they were...

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Let me get this straight I said to my Aunt Lou.
He’s a scholar, an athlete, a violinist too.
She nodded. He is always happy too, never blue.
Now you are telling me he can fly? Is this...

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Walt Disney was a cartoonist with dreams, visions, ideas.
Interested in animation, he started Laugh-o-Gram studios.
He had a pet mouse there, inspiring Mickey Mouse later.
Steamboat Willie was the first cartoon ever produced with sound.

Walt and his...

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Grossed in her worry sorry situation.
Not letting her man worry.
She heard life is a dance.
She dance her life out.

Easy worry, she gets worried.
She danced as fast as she can.
To live the rest to live. 
When...

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Walt Disney was a cartoonist with dreams, visions, ideas.
interested in animation, he started Laugh-o-Gram studios.
he had a pet mouse there, inspiring Mickey Mouse
steamboat willie was the first cartoon ever produced with sound.

walt and his brother...

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TRUTH

These days, few really understand truth
In the metaverse, it is what gets shared
Memes as popular ideas are not facts
But with a shrug, the world will relax
Truth is quite different when prepared
Fashion appeals more to modern...

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