Groomer Poems - Poems about Groomer

Tandoori or Tangerine Tan shorts no2

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Satsuma Tumour

Sense of Humour?

That Groomer Rumour


Cometh the Hour

Cometh the TAN!


People Power Glower should Flower

Grassy brassy knolls

But proles at the polls

Sold t...

Tangerine or Tandoori Tan Man - full version

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Tandoori or Tangerine Tan?

Mister rich lister Blister

Sinister Mandarin Minister


Sin..Spin & Chagrin Talisman

Jaundice scrotum prejudice totem

Podium pandemonium
 
Needs Imodium....

Unmade - FIRE AND ICE, part 2

...Let this not be poetry.
Let this be a reckoning.

(Honest John.)
You are a groomer.
You are a predator in plain clothes.
You are a bastard carved from rot
Too old to claim innocence,
Too vile...

weird with loomer

...Monica-esque Laura Loomer
This wing nut is Trump’s new roomer
What does he exchange
With this kook so strange?
On his plane is she his groomer?...

Dog Daze

...I've raised my dog from a pup,
But now he looks so strange.
He'll never be the same,
Ever since he got the mange.

I took him to the vet,
To see what he could do.
He prescribed him some pills,...

Mimi and Me

...Mimi is my fond, constant companion, my nearest and dearest loyal friend,
Mimi makes golden, precious days brighter, like orange sun that never ends.

Mimi has the rare gift for loving, that cause...

The Figurative Nail Hit On the Hirsute Covered Head

...The figurative nail hit on the hirsute covered head!

Eventually vices will witness me crow king
cough'n affliction caw hearse courtesy 
smok'n since me yay high,
hence appellation (mountain) wh...

Not Okay, Groomer

...Buy on rumor, sell on the news
    Pedo arrested, more children used...

Occam's Butter Knife

...As I rummage through the cabbage patch of general affairs,
I’m made aware of certain signs of cultural decline.
I see it written in the talon marks of chem-trails overhead,
Confirming all my pet c...

The Fagot In the Relationship

...He stood on his stoop and
Proclaimed America's hatred of
Men. Allowing people external
From relationships to be able
to provide a script that creates
the grooming of people. By creating
the con...

Off the Beaten Track

...A plethora of attention
focused on twentieth anniversary
regarding terrorist attacks
upon American soil nine eleven
two thousand and one,
thus Schwenksville poet
opted for his best métier write...

My Pet Poems, Woody

...My Pet Poems, WOODY

Not long after our heart-stealing beauty
Watson passed, Jim drove me off from
The breeder’s and I sat in the passenger seat
With a cocker, colored a light maize/vanilla,
Cu...

Experiencing Emerging Adulthood Stage While Inching Toward Being An Old Geezer

...Me, an aging baby boomer
long haired pencil necked geek
burning, depleting, using... fossil fuels,
thus a global nonrenewable resource(s)
repentant consumer
admitting heavily trod carbon footpri...

Keeping Kids Save

...WARNING, this may not be to your taste about hunting paedophiles and keeping kids safe,,

we are hunters from around the world,
looking out for our boys and girls,
keeping them safe when there on...

Bitta Bing Bitta Bang

...Aha...At Last,..Bitta Bing Bitta Bang
The Figurative Nail Hit On The Hair Strand Size Head!

Though no physician,
this aging baby boomer
absolutely, intuitively, and
unequivocally sensed hair l...

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