Short Groomer Poems
Short Groomer Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Groomer by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Groomer by length and keyword.
Monica-esque Laura Loomer
This wing nut is Trump’s new roomer
What does he exchange
With this kook so strange?
On his plane is she his groomer?
Took Brandy to
dog groomer today,
for a bath and haircut,
she now smells like
a beautiful colorful rose
made in heaven so sweet,
not sure if this new dog
is really her that I brought home,
knowing it really is her
and loving her even more,
if that is possible.
Written 6-7-11
Voracity not veracity mendacity groomer
Capacity for pugnacity is not a rumour
Rapacity of the seedy needy consumer
Sagacity no audacity of the baby boomer
Morality calamity stalks like a greedy puma
Tenacity but with no candour or humour
Opacity because their salacity is a tumour
Potential Limericks and poems to leek.
Planned, expand, fanned.
Manned, banned, canned.
Demand, sand, hand.
Tanned, land, grand.
Abide, relied, dyed (died).
Sighed, denied, cried.
Bagel, finagle, label.
Humming, coming, summing.
Alarming, harming, charming.
Humor, rumor, tumor.
Great Groomer, early bloomer, baby boomer.
Wand, fond, dawned.
Expound, bond, abscond.
Wait, gate, differentiate, contemplate.
Educate, satiate, consummate.
Wait, hesitate, sedate.
Jim Horn
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