Short Groomer Poems

Buy on rumor, sell on the news
    Pedo arrested, more children used...

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Monica-esque Laura Loomer
This wing nut is Trump’s new roomer
What does he exchange
With this kook so strange?
On his plane is she his groomer?...

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Took Brandy to

dog groomer today,

for a bath and haircut,

she now smells like

a beautiful colorful rose

made in heaven so sweet,

not sure if this new dog

is really her that I brought home,

knowing it really is her

and loving her even more,

if that is possible.

Written 6-7-11...

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Potential Limericks and poems to leek.

Planned, expand, fanned.
Manned, banned, canned.
Demand, sand, hand.
Tanned, land, grand.
Abide, relied, dyed (died).
Sighed, denied, cried.
Bagel, finagle, label.
Humming, coming, summing.
Alarming, harming, charming.
Humor, rumor, tumor.
Great Groomer, early bloomer, baby boomer.
Wand, fond, dawned.
Expound, bond, abscond.
Wait, gate, differentiate, contemplate.
Educate, satiate, consummate.
Wait, hesitate, sedate.

Jim Horn...

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