Grinch Poems

The Lost Grinch Carols - Christmas Parody

This selection of Christmas carols, in themselves, has little value as songs or poems.  Their importance lies chiefly as a historical footnote, as some scholars believe they may have been works written by history’s most famous Yuletide grouch, that green-tinged gentleman, the Grinch.  Perhaps, also, they may serve as a cautionary tale; to

I want a Girl Grinch Doll

I want a grinch doll the little girl said.
“Like this?” her mother asked, showing her a grown up grinch.
“No! I want a baby grinch.”
Her mother did some research and found one.
“Like this?”

The child began to scream.
“I do not want a boy baby grinch, I want a baby girl grinch!”
Luckily, this company also sold a pinked

Waking up to the Grinch

I woke up in the middle of the night
Hoping Santa Claus might be in sight
I know my parents thought I was in bed so tight
But I heard a thump and I saw a light

Crept down to the living room where things were bright
A hairy green thing was halfway in my vision, my sight
I screamed when

Cave

Cave

There is no cave
Can hide your light
No hidden place
For Joy so bright

There's nothing
You should shut away
Your beauty needs
The light of day

As friends we'd scale
The highest heights
Clear all the wrongs 
Replace with rights 

To let you know
The path is down..
To meadows, rivers
In hopeful town

Where dancing, music,
Food and song
Replaces all your sense
Of wrong

Your presence welcomed
To be yourself
Not

Grinch

I am the Grinch,
I'm not green with envy.
My heart is not two sizes to small,
Or made of coal,
With demons in my soul.
I am the grinch,
With hatred for an overrated holiday.
Based upon nothing,
But money and greed.
Family time doesn't come in to play,
It's like a board game of Monopoly,
A race to make it to the boardwalk.
And screw

Santa the Grinch and the FBI

'Twas the night before Christmas and it was heavily snowing
The windows in the house rattled with the wind that was blowing
Santa looked out through the window and it filled him with dread
He was in two minds whether or not to go back to his bed.

 "You will do no such thing", Mrs Claus said with

I Want a Baby Grinch Doll

I want a baby Grinch doll Melody said.
Her grandmother had no idea it was so ugly.
She went online and tried to find a better looking one.
She qualified it “does it have a green face?”
Melody nodded. “and striped pajamas.”
Grandma was shocked because it was so hideous.
Then she watched the new Grinch movie.
She ended up buying two.

The Grinch of Halloween

Descending October days buzzed on caffeine
My house transforms into a living scene
Walking past you’ll see it’s quite obscene
Ghostly silhouettes dance beside the evergreen
From the roof swings a broken doll figurine
A creepy lonesome head lay just below a guillotine
Zombie moans, hanging guts and sagging spleen
From the darkness jump out ghouls unforeseen
Bloody vampire waiting for his next

Grinch: Supervillain

The cruelest of all villains lives on Mount Crumpit
for when it comes to Christmas, he says, "Dump it!"
He keeps trying to "Pooh pooh" that sacred holiday,
but so far everyone's efforts have kept him at bay.

Oh, he's a real mean one, that monster, Mr. Grinch
A devilish fiend that I would love to catch and lynch
I'd gladly

Lets Trick Or Sweet At the Grinch House

Let’s trick-or-sweet at the Grinch’s house the elves said.
I hear he’s got Covid, maybe he is worse? Maybe he is dead.
I am not sure, but his fudge is delicious, stated cousin Elf Ned.
We trick-or-sweeted there, and it was delicious – green and red,

The Foul Grinch

Beware the ol' Grinch, for it’s a cinch
Into your Christmas, he’ll throw a wrench
He loves to belittle
With poo-poo and piddle
Wherever he goes he leaves a stench.

written December 16, 2021

The Grinch Epilogue

The feast was all done,
For Grinch and the Who’s,
 And after the meal,
Came terrible news.

For Max and the Grinch,
And Who’s gathered round,
No one spoke a word,
Or a single Who Sound.

The mayor spoke up,
About our grinch crook,
Of all that he broke,
And all that he took.

“You still did the crimes,
So you’ll be on trial,
For crimes of last

Letter To Mr Grinch

Dear Mr. Grinch,

I suspect that you have been very gleeful and had a different expectation this CHRISTMAS. You thought that with all of this year's heartache and pain, merriness would quickly PASS. You thought that the 2020 virus would dampen our spirit and blot out our CHEERFULNESS. I know that you hate Christmas and have

My Version of the Grinch

The Whos down in Who-ville have no reason to dread
The fake skinny Santa wearing a coat colored blood red.
They sleep soundly, delighting that tomorrow is Christmas Day.
One tiny Who, Cindy Lou, comes up to fake Santa to Say,

“What you doing? I need a drink, Mr. Santy Claus!
He jumps back in horror, putting up his Grinch-like

The Covid Grinch

                ~~The Covid Grinch~~




"My daughter, please, stop crying," I said.
Standing before her favorite store.
The sign most hurtfully read:
"Because of fear....our business is dead'

She stood in the wintry moonlight, 
A child's tears melting the snow.
"Where can I see Santa Clause, now?
I

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